pendeja Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I am an edgy Japanese lesbian that drives a modded cheetah 1 Link to comment
Heyste Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I have to ask god for permission to burn this thing/rob this place. And if I pray hard enough, I can travel to alternate timelines where the bad shit that just happened, didn't happen. Link to comment
Smilesville Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I bought an apartment for $35,000. 😔 Link to comment
Jedai Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I signed a contract and now other people define if my life has meaning or not. Link to comment
Gryphboi Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I ask about a used car's top speed before I buy it. Link to comment
Smilesville Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I live in a city with at least three times the murder rate of Tijuana. Link to comment
Cipher Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I made all the wrong choices in life Link to comment
orca112 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I drive 120mph through Downtown to get my groceries at an open 24/7 at the other end of town. Link to comment
ScarletRose Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 *Suddenly lunges across the room to punch someone at full power during an intimiate conversation* /b mc Link to comment
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