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  1. The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ LS Vixen Podcast: Episode 3 "Breast Episode Evar" XOXO, DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!
  2. A Facebrowser group with over 200 followers made of babes who spill the tea on everything from thoughts to straight-up funny and weird encounters with dudes. Anybody can share their tales with us, vibe with us, and let's navigate the guy scene together. There is no judgment and stories are all posted anonymously if requested Current Babes Wanna be a Babe?! The Babe Room is ALWAYS looking for new girls to humble men, serve tea, and keep up on gossip with us. Feel free to shoot us a message or private DM any of the current babes! ((All the pictures above, if clicked on will redirect you to their Facebrowser page)) Looking to spill tea?! The Babe Room is around 24/7 in order to listen to your stories, ratings, gossip, tea and more! You can also get in contact with us in regards to sponsorships or reviews. Please be noted that if you request a review, sponsorship, rating, etc. that it is purely our own formed opinion. We will not be paid to say we like shit that is ass, respectfully. Contact any of the girls or our page directly! ((Join the discord and go through the proper channels: https://discord.gg/KgrMsGNA2Y)) ((OOC)) The Babe Room was created for pure IC entertainment and fun. This is an organic roleplay atmosphere which we thrive off of only IC interactions. We will not entertain any OOC toxicity or engagement that isn't via IC actions. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/KgrMsGNA2Y (Discord consists of OOC and IC Channels, please read our rules when you arrive.)
  3. The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ Introductory Song for Rumour Has It! Rumour Has It: Partygoer Drugged with Embalming Fluid at Diamond Resort Halloween Bash! (An 'artists' depiction of the partygoer) So a lot of gossip makes its way across my desk and sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's sad, but with things like this babes, it's just plain scary! And I'm not talking, like, Halloween Spooky Skeleton scary, but like honest to Goddess gives me the fucking heebie-jeebies Scary. Before we get started though. I'm not a Panopticon. I'm not the San Andreas Chief Shadow Justice. I'm not a Scientist or a fancy pants Doctor. I'm a gossip columnist and this is gossip, so take everything you read here with a heavy grain of salt. Once I heard the rumor, I chased it down and found the partygoer, a credible witness, and I reached out the Diamond Resort for a statement as well as did an interview with a different Resort Manager to investigate how the hell big ass luxury resorts are supposed to handle drama like this. It's wild. But let's get to the story, babes! Buckle up, this is a dooooozy! It started out with a spliff, how did it end up like this?! 🚬 Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all! (The Diamond Resort gleaming in its glory.) Picture it. You're at a killer Halloween Bash at a luxury resort, you're hanging out, having fun, and taking a dip in the hot tub. You're chatting up some dudes who give off good vibes and one offers you a rolly cig. He calls it Sherm, but by then you've already got the cig in your mouth and took a drag. Well, the partygoer had no idea what Sherm was and neither did I until I started researching for this article. It turns out it's just a little ole' regular cigarette... dipped in fucking EMBALMING FLUID. What the FUCK? What ever happened to just smoking weed, guys?! Anyway, I am not too proud to admit that if I were in her shoes, I probably would have made the same choice because as a society we usually trust people to not fucking lace cigarettes with formaldehyde as just a general rule of thumb, although clearly that trust needs to be re-considered. Here's the deal, she didn't feel the real strong effects until Management told everyone the place was closing and they all packed together like fish in the elevator. She began to get lightheaded and collapsed after the doors opened. But this brings us to our hometown heroes. Having a little Faith in the Girl Code! ❤️ (Faith LaBelle, Editor-in-Chief of Diversify Magazine) When our girlie collapsed, not everyone ignored her and left without a second thought. Faith LaBelle, Editor of Diversify Magazine, and Caden Levi, Diversify's Executive Assistant, along with an unnamed Diamond Resort bartender and the partygoer's friend, Jenna Song rushed to her rescue and ensured she wasn't trampled by the crowd. Partygoers told the LS Vixen that a majority of Diamond Resort Management and Security were likely occupied with a separate incident where a woman was leaping from a high ledge to escape a dude trying to force a rose into her hand which drew all the attention away from the partygoer even as she fell ill to the effects of the laced cigarette. Faith stayed with the partygoer and instructed the Bartender to get her some water while Caden called for an ambulance. A single member of Diamond Resort Security named 'Amy' was also reported to have helped with the Partygoers recovery process. Dude, where was Management?! 😲 (It is a pretty building, despite the chaos though, right?) She got home safely with the aid of her bestie. The Girl Code totally came in clutch with this super-scary situation, but it really got me wondering. What sort of security practices are in place for incidents like this? So I reached out the Diamond Resort's Manager Spyros Jones regarding the incident and he provided no comment directly on this incident. Providing the following: Now to be fair, when I asked for a statement, it was regarding the original rumour which is that our lady had her drink spiked which is a way different ball game. So give credit to Mr. Jones, he seems to have been unaware of the incident or just unwilling to comment entirely. This is why I took his advice and reached out to the Diamond Resort's phone line every day for the past three days. With no answer, I couldn't let the story grow cold. After all, gossip is like pizza. It's best when hot and fresh and only gets colder and less interesting as time tick, tick, ticks on. So I interviewed a Manager from a different Los Santos Resort and asked what sort of procedures Resorts should have in place for situations like this. He told the LS Vixen that first off it's almost impossible to prevent people from bringing drugs into establishments in the first place as it'd be a legal issue to frisk every single person that thoroughly on entrance. Secondly, it would have had to have been reported to the Manager for it to be actionable. Thirdly, if she was experiencing any sort of medical emergency, he'd have personally coordinated the medical response and called an ambulance and directed the paramedics after securing his guest. Once she was fully secured and receiving treatment, he'd scrub the 360 Dome Cameras CCTV footage and cross check locations and times to ascertain the identity of the dude who drugged the chick before turning it all over to the police. He also indicated it would have been his responsibility to ensure it would never get to the point where other guests would be forced to triage a medical emergency and coordinate this sort of high level response. Super-duper thorough. Does the Diamond Resort have similar procedures? Maybe? I hope so! ALL IN ALL What can we learn from this guys? First off, let's start with don't fucking dip cigarettes in goddamned embalming fluid. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? Second, it's really important to invest time, money, and energy into businesses that have clear and effective security protocols in place. We want to shout out Amy, Faith LaBelle, Caden Levi, Jenna Song, and the unnamed Bartender for helping our Partygoer out! She was super-duper grateful. Finally, we have to just be ultra careful about substance use, guys. It's tricky because we want to believe we can trust our hot-tub-mates, the handsome gent at the bar, or even the girl at the other end of the Face Browser chat, but we have to acknowledge we don't really know them or what exactly they're capable of until it's too late. This is why it is so crucial to solidify meaningful friendships, keep selective about what we partake in, and, as exemplified by our hometown heroes today, help our neighbors when they're in need. If we just do a little more helping and a little less abusing, we'll make a shiny sunny world where we don't have to watch our backs as much. But, until then... stay safe, sunshines! XOXO, DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!
  4. The secret story behind dating a biker. “He made bikers look like fuckboys” She claims. It’s a warm afternoon at Sandy Shores, around a dozen bikes travelling in formation through route 68. On some of them we spot some girls, on the back seat, riding with their men. Who are these biker chicks, hopping from bike to bike trying to find that special someone? Today we’ll interview Mandy. She is dating Creeper, the leader of one of the most relevant MCs in San Andreas; and will share with us all the juicy gossip behind the biker lifestyle. Mandy, welcome! Can you tell us how you and Creeper met? I had been going through some really bad stuff and was just browsing around on FaceBrowser. I came across Creeper and we started talking. He seemed really sweet and really chill. So when he asked if I wanted to meet up, I said hell yeah. I knew he was part of a club before we met up. I had dated a biker before he was so different from Creeper. Oh, tell us more about this other biker, what was his MC? Highlanders. I think a few are still hanging around, but most are gone. He seemed like a pretty normal guy to start with. He was sweet, honest, and open minded. He was not yet part of the club at that point. As soon as he got prospect... he turned into this massive asshole. He made bikers look like fuckboys. Was he good in bed at least? He was alright. Not the Casanova he thought he was. He was manipulative... would phrase things in certain ways that made me feel like I had to say yes. Like when he wanted to open up the relationship for us to sleep with a friend. It only got worse from that point. Opening up the relationship more and more, making me feel like I had to be ok with it. Oh, that sucks. Did you get jealous? Of course... but he would word things so I felt like if I didn't he would dump me. And what happened, how did you two break up? He was like "Maybe we rushed into things" after he was literally able to just fuck whoever and my Facebrowser relationship status was hidden. I told him I would give him space to consider what he wanted. I was pretty upset but played it cool. Then he tells me to come over, I find him naked in bed. He had planned for us to fuck after telling me he wanted to keep our relationship quiet, even to the club, so he had better chances of hooking up with people. When I said no... he threw a big tantrum. I sat on the lounge crying after and he just stormed out. I grabbed my shit and left. That’s intense. But what does it mean to be a property? Does it allow the man to do whatever he wants? Not really… It says, this woman belongs to the club and is not to be touched. It protects you, It labels you as off limits. It differs from club to club though. It is kind of like an unofficial marriage in a way. When you are offered that vest or jacket, it is because you have earnt your place by their side. You have to be mindful of the club and what they stand for in the eyes of the public, but you are still you. It's not a collar. It is a symbol. Fair enough, tell me more about Creeper? How does he handle being in a relationship and leading a biker club? When we got together, I knew he had responsibilities and a commitment to the club and it's members. I think that most members juggle relationships and club responsibilities as best as they can. Bikers do not get into a relationship with a woman unless they are serious about her. People think it is about sex, but there are plenty of women willing to give it up for a night with a biker. Some women get off on the stereotype of a dirty dangerous biker. Well, considering you dated two bikers, do you think you are attracted to them in particular? I wouldn't say I am attracted to the biker stereotype or the biker aesthetic exactly... I think it was just that I met these guys and instantly liked them as a person. And what do you like most in Creeper? I don't think it is one thing in particular I like the most. There are so many things I love about him, it is hard to say /that/ is what drew me in. At the end of the day, despite what people think and people believe... most of them have good hearts underneath it all. Not to make it sound like a biker version of twilight or anything. Hah, I imagine not everything is perfect! What was the worst thing he's ever done to you? The worst thing he has ever done to me has just been the usual disagreements a couple has. Kinda like when a CEO has to work late and the wife gets pissy because he missed dinner. Stuff like that. What was your biggest fight with him? Um... he forgot about a date once. I got really upset. That is club life though, you gotta try and be ok when shit gets crazy, and they need to attend to stuff. Any final words? Don't judge a biker, get to know them and you might like them... but if you want to date one, you gotta be prepared to share their time with the club. > Comments are enabled Username: Comment:
  5. TML rappers share their stories and secrets. “Little Seoul girls go freaky”, RoadRunna claims. They grew up in the Ghetto, they share their vision of the world through their lyrics. Tonight Too Much Loyalty rappers, RoadRunna and Savino; and their manager, C-Note, share with us their stories and secrets. C-Note Can you tell us briefly about Too Much Loyalty? What makes it different from other labels? We specialize on that street soul, we not jus' rappin we tellin our real life stories, shit we've experienced and shit we've felt. The label was founded by my big homies, Lowcee and S-Loc. Rest in Paradice S-Loc doe, the label forever lives on through him. It's in the name, TML. Never bend, never fold, Too Much Loyalty. Moving on to your life experiences... Savino, want to tell us more about you? Shii... I grew up in School Yard, you feel me? On the Little Seoul side, you feel me? Twenty eight hunnid block, an all that. And in our hood, we've been had rappers, you know? And I grew up inspired by that, you feel me? Blueface, TC forty eight hunnid... Then we got our homies in Shoreline, that Yard-Line shit, fee-me? I mean... I grew up around rap, and I grew up listenin to the big homie from Sholine. Lowcee, he put me on after with Kickdoor but... that's another topic. I just plan on makin that grimey shit with my homie Lowcee though, you feel me? Yes Savino, I feel you… so Runna, how did you join TML? Well, I linked up with one of the homies, rest in peace to him of course. Big shoutout to S-Loc, Sher-Loc. He put me onto T-M-L, introduced me to C-Note, Lowcee, and everyone else who was on board. I pretty much just vibed with the whole label for real, just felt like home for me after spending my time with two other labels before, you dig? Other labels? What happened with them? It's crazy… Starting off my rap career, I was with Magnolia. But-. You know, sometimes things just don't work out how you think, so I had to go my own way. Ended up linking up with Kickdoor Records, thas where I ended up meeting S-Loc and Lowcee. Author’s note: Later that day we managed to contact SK DaGunMan, leader of Kickdoor Records. While he refused to be interviewed he stated: “Fuck them TML niggas. We gave them niggas the spotlight and they switched up, dhz” I bet Magnolia readers want to know more about that! Why did you decide to leave Magnolia? What didn't you like back then? I mean, I guess we just didn't see eye-to-eye on the direction of the music, you know? Back in the days, Magnolia was more of a pop, rhythm and blues type of label, they only really had a couple of real street rappers back in the day. Lil Locks, myself, we wasn't getting that much notoriety due to the urban side of the label not getting that much popularity. Could you be more specific in that? What makes your music different than Kenta, Logan or Count’em clay for example? What makes my music different? We actually talking about the authentic— Gutter… Street life. What happens when you live in Davis and Strawberry twenty-four seven. So, you are saying they aren’t authentic. Right, they aren’t. Moving on to Savino, what plans do you guys have for the future? I mean. We're not trying to be one of those... big companies, you feel me? We're a small little clique. And we are growin, I'm not gone lie... we are. But we're very selective about who we choose to sign to Too Much Loyalty, you know? So, you are trying to stay authentic, unlike Magnolia right? I mean. Magnolia is /authentic/, you feel me? But we've just come to specialize in two different genres. And we both understand that, you know? Savino, let me ask you a personal question now. Are you seeing someone… or still single? I assume rappers get a lot of attention, right? Yeah, that's true but you gotta play it safe, you know? Los Santos a grimey city. You never know who gonna set you up on Facebrowser to get your chain snatched. I see this one girl every now and then, but we keepin it casual, you feel me? I see, I see. What about you Runna? Nah, I ain't seeing anybody right now. My line is open to all the lovely thic ladies around Los Santos. I like white girls better… not gonna lie. Little Seoul girls go freaky tho. DISCOVER TOO MUCH LOYALTY MUSIC! > Comments are enabled Username: Comment:
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  7. The 'Winners' Where are they now? The sun sets on this election cycle. Both Charles Galloway and Oswald Halford sweep the remaining crumbs of cocaine from their respective large mahogany desks and prepare their battle-mechs for the Mayoral race next month, realizing almost instantly that they can now comfortably not answer any of losing candidates calls ever again unless they are particularly wealthy. A new day dawns on Los Santos, a new day where half the council is Red, the other half is Blue, and one hundred percent of the citizens are just curious what they will actually do for them. The Los Santos Vixen was curious about that question as well. We tracked down the winners and interrogated them on their plans after the big win! © 2020 Los Santos Vixen. All fights deserved. Candidate: Jonathan Spencer (R) District Representative for the Northern District Where we found him: Lurking masked under the bleachers at ULSA. What are your plans? "Oh-ho Jonny-boy is just enjoying a little 'me-time' right now. Pass that bottle of lotion for me and give me a little privacy." Candidate: Tanya Sun (D) District Representative for the Western District Where we found her: In the bathroom mirror of the iSeoul Cafe after saying her name thrice. What are your plans? "Prossssssssssssssssssperiiiittty" Ms. Sun then vanished into thin air after the lightbulb flickered. Candidate: Alex Flynn (R) District Representative for the Central District Where we found him: Desperately trying to be recognized at a coffee shop What are your plans? "Wait? You recognize me? Thank god, people keep saying I only won because of my whole opponent beating his girlf-" We got incredibly bored and decided to move onto the next winner. Apologies. Candidate: George Valencia (D) District Representative for the Eastern District Where we found him: Actively choking out a prostitute in the Havana Sauna with a permanent smile. What are your plans? "Fuck bitches, get money." Candidate: Wallace Abbasi (D) District Representative for the Southern District, Ayatollah of Los Santos. Where we found him: Shedding his 'human' skin after his mid-morning prayer. . What are your plans? "<:// SHARIALAW.exe initialize. 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 00100111 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00111111 >" Candidate: Joseph Hoffman (R) District Representative for Blaine County Where we found him: Fully inebriated outside of a Waffle Hut at 6:20 AM What are your plans? "Wai-wai-wai-wait yersay'n -hic- I'm the fuckin' mayor?" Disclaimer: -> Comments are enabled ADD US ON FACEBROWSER OR PERISH.
  8. The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Buckle your seat-belts, fuckers. Letter from that bitch editor: The last article was a resounding success, my little fornicators! But I'm going to need your help if this Vixen is going to go anywhere near getting the sort of dirt you all crave. I need you send in your best, hottest, juiciest, raunchiest, saltiest info to me directly at [email protected] ((PM me)) with [LSVIXEN] in the header. If you give me some good stuff, you can bet your sweet ass it'll end up here where it'll shine bright for all to see. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? https://face.gta.world/pages/LSVIXEN KISS KISS XOXO ❤️ What the Fuck is a Manjot Singh? Alright bitches, here's what's going to go down. I've been inundated with requests for hot gossip about the slate of assholes who are running for higher office. Here's the big fucking problem with that dandy little idea. Nobody know who the fuck they are. But fear not, faithful fornicators, the LS Vixen is here with our exclusive election guide. We're going to ask regular every day Los Santans exactly to tell us exactly who these people are and what they know about them solely from their picture! Let's start with our favorite North District no-show: MANJOT SINGH! (Is this Manjot Singh? Who knows. Could be? I googled his name, this is what I got!) Imma be real with you now, I've gotta level with you here. Nobody has seen this dude. Like you'd think as a candidate for office he might, y'know show up... in a place.. so people can figure out who he is and maybe ask the man a question, but turns out his strategy seems to be "Remain democrat, avoid human contact." And to be honest, that makes for a really boring article. So let's throw some ideas around! Did he kill his wife in 1982 and hide her body in the Vinewood Hills never to be found again? NO. And I say that in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS because that would be interesting and sort of mysterious and give some insight into his character and yet... all we've got is a big ole' question mark. Did he invent the Toaster Strudel? This is a possibility but we will never know because he, much like big-foot, has never been documented on camera. What about his opponent? Look. I'm not a real big fan of most politicians and I'm def not a Republican because frankly it's not a cute look and I'm not into the Red and dread of it all.. but what I'll say is that the dude is actually physically going door to door and talking to people, which is... y'know, doing the bare minimum. I'm not gonna shout the dude out because I will only ever THRASH a bitch on this blog and never promote a hoe no matter how deserving. CONSIDER THIS FAIR WARNING TO LS CANDIDATES. DO FUCKING BETTER. A new bitch ass Disclaimer is now below cause my lawyer is a huuuuge bitch. But I still love ya though ? -> Comments are enabled Remember to answer the latest FB poll for this vibe sesh: "Who the hell are these people running for office?" LIKE SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE, motherfuckers!
  9. The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Buckle your seat-belts, fuckers. Letter from that bitch editor: So I thought to myself, how can I start this blog off with a bang but not... you know, too much of a bang. You have to have some kind of build up to the juicy stuff, a little suspense to get things nice and hot before WHAM! hitting everyone with a little fire before motherfucking Vesuvius. Anyway, you can totally expect more juicy content moving forward and remember you can always submit your anonymous gossip or hot takes to our email at [email protected] (PM Al-Malikah with a LSVIXEN tag). ADD US ON FUCKING FACE BROWSER AT: https://face.gta.world/pages/LSVIXEN❤️ No guarantees that I'll, like, read it or reply though. KISS KISS XOXO ❤️ In My Sights: Cover Charges So I was spending a usual night bar-hopping and trying not to send flirty texts to both my parole officer, my ex, and my daytime psychologist (they're all fairly hot and hotter when I'm buzzed) and I realized around the fourth nightclub that something was getting in the way of my dreams. Something was blocking my ability to enjoy the night. Something was infringing on MY pursuit of happiness and creating a barrier to getting ass-fuckingly, pants-wettingly, phone-weepingly wasted in public AND was going to inevitably cut my night off early. It was the fucking COVER CHARGES. At first I blamed the vague entity that is capitalism because that's def my drunk go-to... but then I thought... wait... it could just be assholes in every day life and I could just yell directly at them from this Internet Cafe in Little Seoul! The enemy could actually have a face! So I'm going to break it down here why Cover Charges are fucking stupid and why it's fucked up for everyone involved. You're stealing from the bartenders and strippers. So like, when I go to a titty bar to like support my fellow female dance enthusiasts... I want to throw large stacks of money DIRECTLY AT THEIR BREASTS. When I go to a bar with a really good bartenders I want to throw large stacks of money DIRECTLY AT THEIR BREASTS (male or female). By having me pay six hundred dollars at the door, you're taking the money that I would have otherwise THROWN DIRECTLY AT THEIR BREASTS and putting it in some scowling man's pocket. If he at least showed a little titty it would make sense but they frequently do not and they do not enjoy when I ask them to give me a little bang for my buck. MOVING FORWARD! It's a fucking buzzkill. Nothing like meticulously coordinating an outfit, assembling a sturdy Trojan horse for your many mental illnesses, and waiting all day doing some menial job only to have the momentum of fun and chaos interrupted by a panicked night time run to the ATM. Plus when I'm on a date, I want the dude spending money on ME not like... some rando dude in sunglasses who yells at you if you park directly onto the sidewalk. If you're going to be assholes and extort us at the door you could AT LEAST put an ATM on premises. That's like... basic science. You're creating an elitist atmosphere and that's fucking lame. So I have a bit of money. I deal with rich people like... all day. If I wanted to inhale the ass-fumes of the 1% at night, I'd chum it up at the GWC Country Club. When you put forward 'standards' that exclude large swathes of the population, you make a place incredibly homogeneous. AKA. Lots of white people. Lots of wealthy people. Not a lot of diverse experiences. Not a lot of people with unique and interesting felony charges who are weirdly interesting in telling you all about them in their car out back. Just pay the damn security company. Look. I'm not here to start like a war with security companies. I'm just saying that these dudes need to paid up front and not bug people at the door. They can still frisk. God, they really can. For hours. In public or private. They can even wand me if they want. But I'll be damned if I pay for that privilege and honestly it just like super sucks to get cute to go someplace and then BAM! Half your money is gone, you're drinking a Long Island to recover from the financial blow, and you wake up half naked in a Denny's parking lot the next morning all because of that damned cover charge. The security companies don't want that. None of the guests want that. The strippers don't want that. The Denny's doesn't want that (according to the Cease and Desist they sent me at least). Anyway, this rant has gone on way too long. Expect a spicy one next time all about the FLACCID FUCKING POLITICIANS of Los fucking Santos. Send in your hottest political gossip and have it featured in the next article! The theme is "Overheard in LS Political Circles." -> Comments are enabled Answer our latest FB poll today and sway the conversation. Today's question is "What the fuck is a Manjot Singh?"
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