Valkyria

i love u

Start doing meth. As for your characters, have them start doing meth. On a slightly more serious note, it looks like you want to sit around and be spoon fed roleplay but you're also an extremely picky eater. You are doomed to be bored as a result of your own character concepts. Get rid of all 3 and start over.

A character with no arms

Look, I didn't mean to cheat on you last night, okay? It was a stupid mistake and I really really regret it. I know it's IC but I've been developing more and more feelings for you OOC and I'd really like to meet up some time and have fun with you because I love you.

i love you so much have a nice december

Clussy needs to stay as well else I might just delete every character I've ever had 💀

you know it

dm me we're gonna flop it with a google doc that's had more leaks than the titan 💀

hop on bucko we're going to patrol the carnival grounds 🎪

i'm going to band my circus clowns together and do a shitty coup d'etat despite being neither qualified nor mentally sound, and i'm gonna fail miserably! honk

I WENT TO PLAY FOXHOLE BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FOXES TO FUCK WHAT I DO WRONG??? GLORY TO 82DK and s/o to SIEGE!

I'd be legit impressed if EAC actually worked for once

yea this is nice

I think every death should be a CK

I think that a move towards a more cyberpunk setting would be really cool and would open up to a lot more unique RP opportunities tbh.

prepare 4 permanent offworld relocation

i left my fcr at a mechanic's for an ooc week after a crash, made getting around more difficult and opened up more rp opportunities. pretty fuckin cool

Unfortunately, when you put in some measures and people who have fancy colored tags start to complain, it gets undone hehe.

SHE CHEATED ON ME NAD STILL GOT CUSTODY OF MY KIDS IM IN SHAMBLES IDK WHAT TO DO

Respectively, if that's the kinda question you gotta ask others — don't do a military background since it's research-intensive and you should be looking into it yourself. Stuff like... "army mechanic job us army" should be things you're looking up, small arms repairman etc etc. https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/career-match/mechanics-engineering/test-repair/91b-wheeled-vehicle-mechanic.html Their website is also useful: https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/career-match/browse-jobs.html (the above are just examples, you can do other stuff in other branches, duh) Just please don't be cringe and say that you're a Delta Navy Seal Army General who started off as a mechanic then joined the raid on Bin Laden or some shit like that. Keep it realistic, a lot of people are in the military and they've never seen combat. You don't have to have a Turbo Action Soldier character to have a good character.

i roleplayed with this guy, good fella

who could have possibly seen this coming xD

let people blast masked people on sight and the problem will disappear over night

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Endurance just add it

Name: copfucker832 Comment: FUCK THE POLICE BUT LIKE LITERALLY AND BE SUPER ROUGH THESE BITCHES LOVE IT LOL (IM EXPERIENCED)