[LSVIXEN] Rumour Has It: Partygoer Drugged with Embalming Fluid at Diamond Resort Halloween Bash!

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Rumour Has It: Partygoer Drugged with Embalming Fluid at Diamond Resort Halloween Bash! 

 

 

(An 'artists' depiction of the partygoer)

 

So a lot of gossip makes its way across my desk and sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's sad, but with things like this babes, it's just plain scary! And I'm not talking, like, Halloween Spooky Skeleton scary, but like honest to Goddess gives me the fucking heebie-jeebies Scary. Before we get started though. I'm not a Panopticon. I'm not the San Andreas Chief Shadow Justice. I'm not a Scientist or a fancy pants Doctor. I'm a gossip columnist and this is gossip, so take everything you read here with a heavy grain of salt. Once I heard the rumor, I chased it down and found the partygoer, a credible witness, and I reached out the Diamond Resort for a statement as well as did an interview with a different Resort Manager to investigate how the hell big ass luxury resorts are supposed to handle drama like this. It's wild.

But let's get to the story, babes! Buckle up, this is a dooooozy!

 

It started out with a spliff, how did it end up like this?! 🚬 Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all!  

 

 

(The Diamond Resort gleaming in its glory.)

 

Picture it. You're at a killer Halloween Bash at a luxury resort, you're hanging out, having fun, and taking a dip in the hot tub. You're chatting up some dudes who give off good vibes and one offers you a rolly cig. He calls it Sherm, but by then you've already got the cig in your mouth and took a drag. Well, the partygoer had no idea what Sherm was and neither did I until I started researching for this article. It turns out it's just a little ole' regular cigarette... dipped in fucking EMBALMING FLUID. What the FUCK? What ever happened to just smoking weed, guys?! Anyway, I am not too proud to admit that if I were in her shoes, I probably would have made the same choice because as a society we usually trust people to not fucking lace cigarettes with formaldehyde as just a general rule of thumb, although clearly that trust needs to be re-considered. 

Here's the deal, she didn't feel the real strong effects until Management told everyone the place was closing and they all packed together like fish in the elevator. She began to get lightheaded and collapsed after the doors opened. But this brings us to our hometown heroes. 

 

 

Having a little Faith in the Girl Code! ❤️

 

 

(Faith LaBelle, Editor-in-Chief of Diversify Magazine)

 

When our girlie collapsed, not everyone ignored her and left without a second thought. Faith LaBelle, Editor of Diversify Magazine, and Caden Levi, Diversify's Executive Assistant, along with an unnamed Diamond Resort bartender and the partygoer's friend, Jenna Song rushed to her rescue and ensured she wasn't trampled by the crowd. Partygoers told the LS Vixen that a majority of Diamond Resort Management and Security were likely occupied with a separate incident where a woman was leaping from a high ledge to escape a dude trying to force a rose into her hand which drew all the attention away from the partygoer even as she fell ill to the effects of the laced cigarette. Faith stayed with the partygoer and instructed the Bartender to get her some water while Caden called for an ambulance. A single member of Diamond Resort Security named 'Amy' was also reported to have helped with the Partygoers recovery process. 

 

Dude, where was Management?! 😲

 

(It is a pretty building, despite the chaos though, right?)

 

She got home safely with the aid of her bestie. The Girl Code totally came in clutch with this super-scary situation, but it really got me wondering. What sort of security practices are in place for incidents like this? So I reached out the Diamond Resort's Manager Spyros Jones regarding the incident and he provided no comment directly on this incident. Providing the following:
 

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 Mr. Spyros Jones: I have no reason to believe that the allegations you mentioned have any basis in fact. It's important to exercise caution when addressing such issues, and I would encourage you to consider the credibility of your sources and the information you receive.
 

If you would like to proceed with an interview or have questions about our resort's operations or services, please feel free to arrange a suitable time by calling 505.

Now to be fair, when I asked for a statement, it was regarding the original rumour which is that our lady had her drink spiked which is a way different ball game. So give credit to Mr. Jones, he seems to have been unaware of the incident or just unwilling to comment entirely. This is why I took his advice and reached out to the Diamond Resort's phone line every day for the past three days. With no answer, I couldn't let the story grow cold. After all, gossip is like pizza. It's best when hot and fresh and only gets colder and less interesting as time tick, tick, ticks on. 

So I interviewed a Manager from a different Los Santos Resort and asked what sort of procedures Resorts should have in place for situations like this. He told the LS Vixen that first off it's almost impossible to prevent people from bringing drugs into establishments in the first place as it'd be a legal issue to frisk every single person that thoroughly on entrance. Secondly, it would have had to have been reported to the Manager for it to be actionable. Thirdly, if she was experiencing any sort of medical emergency, he'd have personally coordinated the medical response and called an ambulance and directed the paramedics after securing his guest. Once she was fully secured and receiving treatment, he'd scrub the 360 Dome Cameras CCTV footage and cross check locations and times to ascertain the identity of the dude who drugged the chick before turning it all over to the police. 

He also indicated it would have been his responsibility to ensure it would never get to the point where other guests would be forced to triage a medical emergency and coordinate this sort of high level response.

Super-duper thorough. Does the Diamond Resort have similar procedures? Maybe? I hope so!
 

ALL IN ALL

 

What can we learn from this guys? First off, let's start with don't fucking dip cigarettes in goddamned embalming fluid. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

Second, it's really important to invest time, money, and energy into businesses that have clear and effective security protocols in place. We want to shout out Amy, Faith LaBelle, Caden Levi, Jenna Song, and the unnamed Bartender for helping our Partygoer out! She was super-duper grateful.

Finally, we have to just be ultra careful about substance use, guys. It's tricky because we want to believe we can trust our hot-tub-mates, the handsome gent at the bar, or even the girl at the other end of the Face Browser chat, but we have to acknowledge we don't really know them or what exactly they're capable of until it's too late. This is why it is so crucial to solidify meaningful friendships, keep selective about what we partake in, and, as exemplified by our hometown heroes today, help our neighbors when they're in need.

 

If we just do a little more helping and a little less abusing, we'll make a shiny sunny world where we don't have to watch our backs as much. 

 

But, until then... stay safe, sunshines!

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[Archant]

Username: asilva
Comment: faith is always the story. and now the hero we all needed

[Kraethas]

Username: NikTheGreek

Comment: A very interesting read. As always, Faith LaBelle continues to be a beacon of Humanity in this city, and in this story her light is further amplified by all those who were, first and foremost, humans. 

 

A further takeaway here is straight for business and entertainment venue owners. If those of us who manage such places aren't committed to make them "safe" places, then something is fundamentally wrong at providing an "entertainment venue".

 

I'll be eagerly looking for any updates here, Vixen, and any official responses from the Diamond Resort's management. This is very much one of those opportunities to set the record straight and demonstrate the high level of management and attention that (I presume) is fuelled into a highly luxurious establishment like this.

[PeopleKind]

Username: cheeseypotatogrl
Comment: i love when ppl get karmad, kekw sux she didnt die

[Reign]

Username: CadenLevi

Comment: LS Vixen slaying the game well and truly.

[KussArsch]

Username: BeeBleh

Comment: That place sucks, lol. idk what u expected boo. ain't shit to do there except spend wild amounts of money on mediocre service. 

[knppel]

21 hours ago, Kraethas said:

A further takeaway here is straight for business and entertainment venue owners. If those of us who manage such places aren't committed to make them "safe" places, then something is fundamentally wrong at providing an "entertainment venue".

Username: TheRealCarrySaunders

Comment: This is a direct consequence of the local habit to blame 3rd party security agencies for incidents at your place opposed to take responsibility, and the subsequent trend to place metal detectors at club and restaurant doors as if it was courthouses.

This is nothing else but an attempt to outsource responsibility.

Fish smell from the head.

 

Take responsibility for your guests opposed to blame them for partying, Los Santos

[vralf]

Username: shermstic
Comment: hey mayb u shud leav dis guy alone hehe