Al-Malikah Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 (edited) The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ LS Vixen Podcast: Episode 3 "Breast Episode Evar" Quote LS Vixen: Ladies and germs, listeners and glisteners, I am the glorious, notorious, and downright vainglorious Los Santos Vixen and this is the Los Santos Vixen podcast. Jenna Song as always is joining me in the Foxhole. Say hello to our dearest listeners, Jenna! Jenna Song: Yes once again it is I. Jenna with the sultry voice. I am glad you joined us again today. Vixen has told me that a few of you have complimented my voice. And all I have to say to that is thank you for that. LS Vixen: It must have been all those years as an amateur phone sex line operator that really nailed it! Let's kick off the episode with you giving us the sexy weather. Remember, it's the weather.... but it's sexy. Jenna Song: Well I wish I could make it more sexy. Unfortuantely it's rather boring. We have entered what is called a blocking pattern. That means that our weather will remain pretty much identical until the pattern shifts. So expect the usual. Temperatures near normal. More sun than clouds and some on-and-off showers and thundershowers. LS VIxen: Yeah, I totally know some of those words. I have also entered what I would like to call a blocking pattern but that's mostly on social media when I see mean ugly people. Usually their miserable online drama mongering stems from a lack of a life, so let's counterbalance things. How's life treating you Jenna? Give us the tea, baby-doll. Jenna Song: Oh, life has been pretty uneventful since we last sat down to record our last Episode. As I said I would do I have backed down from my no dating policy. How has your life been Vixen? Anything new and exciting to tell all of us about? Perhaps something to do with something being published? LS Vixen: Audio listeners note that I am slowly lowering the gun held to Jenna's head the moment she finished prompting me to talk about my book. But yes, I am so goddamned happy about the publishing of my first novel. Reactions have been so heartwarming and the ability to give people a fictional world to dive into for just a little bit brings me a lot of joy. As always, my life is busy! I'm still in talks with Carry about a Live TV Talk Show called Vixen Live with tons of fun guests, I've been working on a poetry anthology that is going to be funny and sad and happy at the same time, and I've been enjoying some rather fun new experiences! Jenna Song: A whole new show? That is rather exciting. I can't wait to see who your first guest will be, and what the format is. I am also very glad to hear about the reaction to your book. A lot of people like to try and stamp down those who have imagination and creativity. Very happy to see this wonderful novel in the hands of avid readers LS Vixen: I mean what eases the transitions even to casual readers is the fact that it's a bad-ass science fiction romance with arm blades, cyber mobsters, and tit lasers. But either way, Tinsel Town is definitely inspired by Los Santos despite it being set in Twenty Ninety Nine. Enough about fictional titties however, I am so proud to celebrate that I have attended my first strip club ever. Jenna Song: And you brought me along with you. We got quite a few strange looks. But I was rather impressed by the athleticism and ability of the girls on the stage. As someone who at one pointed wanted to be a professional dancer, not that kind, I can appreciate the balance and physical ability that is needed to pull those moves off. LS Vixen: Totally! Major shout out to Stargaze, Nicole, and Matteo for a wonderful opening and in breaking my Stripclub Virginity. Some friends of mine even got me a lap dance which was super funny because I'm straight. Me and the goddess-like stripper just kinda ended up just gossiping and dancing together which was so fucking cute. One odd thing that happened is that some random dudes started calling one of the strippers a whore and got himself kicked out in his rage, but like it's a stripclub, y'know? I don't really know what they expected. I'm imagining they entered, saw some titties, and then got completely flabbergasted having expected potentially nuns or chaste tradwifes milling corn on the stage [Complete Transcript Processing] Love us or hate us just never ever stop talking about us XOXO, DISCLAIMER Spoiler LS Vixen's (bitch ass) Disclaimer The LS Vixen is a satire, parody, commentary, critique, news reporting and scholarly web publication, which may or may not use actual names often in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians, celebrities and/or other personalities that are critiqued and/or commented upon, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. >Comments are enabled! Quote Username: Comment: Edited January 23 by Al-Malikah correction 10 Link to comment
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