[SAAN] Lizard people spotted in Los Santos according to locals

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Lizard people spotted in Los Santos according to locals

From the SAAN News desk

 

When our reporter drove through the city looking for the next interesting story, he almost hit two men running from the place where the Strawberry Homeless live. When he questioned the people, who didn't look both left and right before crossing the street of their intentions, they mentioned that they were running from presumed lizard people. Our reporter both confused and intrigued by this wanted to hear a more in depth explanation.  He went after them to report on their unusual behavior. He managed to stop and interview them so that everyone in San Andreas could hear their story about evil lizard people fighting to control the state.

 

 

They call themselves Stickman and Doink, members of the Anti Lizard-Man Alliance. Their duty is to prevent mankind from being replaced by lizards. It all started for them when Stickman found lizard people living in the sewers beneath the city. Ever since they have been checking people for lizard behavior and they developed a way to easily determine if someone is human or not. When someone's eyelids close side to side when you shine light in their face then they are lizards. Doink and Stickman preformed this test on the homeless before they were chased away. Stickman commented that the homeless got angry because they got exposed as lizard people. However they don't have a way to find out if someone is a human working for the lizards. They also claim that lizard men have assaulted them countless of times, but they would lay down their lives if it meant that humanity survives. Hopefully will you, the reader now be informed of this fantastic danger that we all face. 

 

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[croozerdog]

Name: Siuuuu
Comment: DOINK AND STICKMAN FOR THE WIN

Edited May 5, 2020 by croozerdog

[Pogis]

Name: weird

Comment: Could this be related to the Datawars article about Mayor Rockford ????? 

 

[Tseard]

name: flatearther

comment: this is the end... I've prepared all my life for this, time to hit the bunker.

[Cyrus]

name: doinkiscool11

comment: wow, doink guy sure is good looking. stick man too 

[Blöp]

Name: TINFOIL16

Comment: FINALLY SOMEONE CARES ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS!!!4! STOP THE LIZARDS!!! FFS

[Valkyria]

Name: CT-1

Comment: obama is a racist

[pogoyo]

Name: DATAMEN

Comment: DO NOT DRINK FLUORIDATED WATER