Tell me you play GTA:W without telling me you play GTA:W

[Fizzlestat]

> Drive 100mph down a main avenue

> Take out a lamp post and a police barricade

> Send police cars flying at high speeds

> Kill a family of 4

 

 

"oh, my bad. you guys didn't load in for me"

[Alice in Wonderland]

When I see a man approach me, I assume he might be a threat.

When a woman approaches me, I don't.

[Moo_Moo_Panda_14]

When you're surprised that other games don't have dsync. 

[JHP]

tell a 13 year old he looks young and he gets pressed over it

[Alice in Wonderland]

I'm a 15 years old who tries to hit on 30 year old women.

And of course, I get mad when it doesn't work.

[slim..]

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Edited May 10, 2023 by slim..
fuck it

[Martyn]

Always make sure I have a bunch of drugs on me so I 24/7 have a reason to blast on the first person who dares to pull me over for anything unrelated.

[Jankara]

I find the best thing to do just before a fight is quickly ingest some class A drugs. The effects are instant and Instead of slowing my reactions and impairing my judgement or buring through my stomach lining it gives me laser focus and makes me strong as hell;  

Edited May 13, 2023 by Jankara

[mhrhan]

hey lets break every single traffic law while being strapped what can go wrong

[DLimit]

Let's break every traffic law and then get OOCly mad when I get pulled over.