Blondie Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) ?Dear Delirious Diary,? The night was young, much like Delirious' botox-ridden face ?, she decided to strut her shit on the boulevard in hopes of bagging herself a man for the night to pay for her wigs and for her dinner ?. While walking, Delirious ran into a local prostitute and thought it'd be polite to say "Hi" and show her how the girls shake their asses on the avenue now-a-days ??. The girl introduced herself as some fake alias hooker name that was forgotten and Delirious proudly invited her to be one of the girls, to which the woman respectfully declined, most likely as a result of thirsty, blood-sucking, pimps, latching onto these poor girls like a meal-ticket ?️?? ! Just as Delirious is about to be on her way, suddenly a wild police officer appears and begins to harass her on the basis of a "Prostitution Check", Delirious never heard of this ordinance and quickly demanded for names and badge numbers, being the Karen archetype that she is ??♂️? ! Ambience Music Below Spoiler ?♀️?POOL PARTY??♀️ ??????????? Since things got a little crazy over in the hood ? Delirious needed to spice ?️? things up and show off her body, and she heard a pool party was happening in Del Perro! ? The men and paprazzi were dying to see Delirious, she debuted, showing off her bosoms and derriere to the crowd ??? ! The women looked extremely envious of Delirious and her breasts, but Delirious paid them no mind as she showed up to win attention, and it definitely did not include female attention ??♀️ . After lounging on the pool floatie Delirious grew delirious and weary of sitting and looking ?/FABULOUS/? and ?/DROP DEAD GORGEOUS/? , she got out of the pool and called up ?Lola STAR?. Lola made her debut at the pool party and bantered with Delirious and looked sexy but Delirious quickly got overwhelmed by calls and went to go meet up with some clientel in exchange for monetary value in exchange for personal favors ??. NSFW ADULT BLURRED IMAGES RELATED TO STORY IN SPOILER Spoiler ??Another day, another dollar?? Delirious considers herself the "Hood Mona Lisa" ?️?️??️?She parts ways with the John in a fast pace due to her disgust and coming to the realization she's trash ♻️. Delirious hooks up with Lola again, of course, because they're best friends and rivals ☠️?♀️. While hanging out the two girls meet two fabulous hookers prowling the Davis and Strawberry streets, strutting their shit like there's no tomorrow in hopes of getting a John, Delirious related to the struggle and offered to do business with them. ? The gazelle in leopard announces herself as Nia, to which the girls named her "Nay-Nay" ?. The blonde bombshell is a stripper named Amanda, dubbed "Mandy" by the squad of prostitutes that have eachothers back like a tight sisterhood, established without boundaries or conditions ?? Lola and Delirious take the hooker and the hoe to the bar ? to show off and look glamorous, many women stared with jealousy ? The girls quickly grew tired ? of the bar due to the lack of men and left, but not before making a dramatic exit and loudly voicing their opinions in a negative way to the bar, to which they got sass back ??. ?Magnolia Records/Messy Records? The girls get brought to Magnolia Records, Lola's fling/sugar daddy "BZ" is some sort of rapper who produces here??♀️ The girls are told to behave but are in no such mood ??. The girls are frisky and hungry for attention and fun ??. Because the girls were desperate for attention they began to twerk and shake their lumpy asses in the office/waiting room of Magnolia Records then began to act obnoxious and messy, nobody was phased though as this was how the girls behaved on a GOOD day ??️. After getting tuckered out like pre-schoolers, the girls demand apple juice ? and receive it, but they have the attention span of a goldfish so ended up getting distracted from their bordeom and left ?. GOODNIGHT GIRL FRIEND ?? The girls get driven back to Delirious and Lola's hood to have a slumber party ???♀️. Delirious finally feels like she has people to call her own, her own little group of skanks to keep her company, family. Nay-Nay and Mandy rest in Delirious' spare guest room as they all slip into temporary coma's due to the intense dancing they all performed early that evening ?. BIG PROBLEM. DELIRIOUS IS SUDDENLY FEELING . . . VENOMOUS ? TO BE CONTINUED . . . . ! ? Tonights Theme Song Spoiler Edited July 2, 2020 by Blondie 1 Link to comment
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