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What is the LS Vixen?

 

 

The LS Vixen is a registered media and entertainment blog that focuses on political satire, social commentary, and also reviews various businesses throughout Los Santos all the way up to Paleto Bay. In Los Santos, everyone has secrets. Sometimes those secrets are innocuous and hurt nobody. Other times, they are major breaches of the public's trust and controversial to the point of public interest. The LS Vixen is on the pulse of every rumour and hunts down the truth relentlessly delivering it to her audience with sharp wit, quick delivery, and well-sourced research. Satire has the societal function of taking the egotistic, the prideful, and the 'untouchable' back down to ground level. It keeps people honest, self-aware, and human. The LS Vixen is a non-partisan, equal-opportunity destroyer, and her focus is on both giving people an accurate and fun understanding of political realities, the nightlife and business landscape, and the cutting edge of social commentary.

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A Vixen's Guide

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To Communicating Clearly Without Fucking Up

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Media Review

 

Vixen's Choice for LS Movie of the Year goes to C'est La Vie (2023)
E01 'Fischer', the Los Santos Sitcom I Didn't Know I Needed

Survey Says

Can Popularity be Bought? A Face Browser Deep Dive
Minors are Literally Dying in the Streets According to LEOs & Medical Responders. Is a Solution in Sight?

Ask Vixen

'Halloween Hangover': How to Handle Exes, Nazis, and the Party Drought!

Dining Reviews

Marvelous Pastries & Toasty Coffee at "Vespaio Cafe" (4/5)

Hyped UP & Hopped UP on "Vespucci Cool Beans" (5/5)

Seaside Slurpin' on Beefy "Meatballs By The Sea" (4/5)
Doing Lines and Eating Saltfish at "Morgue Hall Bar & Grill" (3/5)

Club Reviews

Chaotic Crowds and Vibrant Vertigo at 'Cloud Nine' (3/5)

Biting the Bank Fee and Leaping Into 'The Vault' (4/5)
Rave Perfection in the Underworld at 'The Crypt' (5/5)

Shop Reviews

Summoning the Season of the Witch at 'Seekers' (4/5)

Bar Reviews

Snagging a Street-Style Sugar Rush at "Lola's" (4/5)
'Pork Whistle' Liquored Me Up & Stole My Heart (5/5)

Real Underground Cocktail Hours at 'The Republic' (4/5)
Diving into Games at 'The Diving Board Pub' (3/5)
Spiked Coffee, Flying Chairs, and Hot Dads at 'The Big Puffa' (4/5)

Politics Guide

Coleman Fund Donors Ranked by Susness

Who the Hell are the Party Chairmen?

Noah Wade's Shadow Senate Fails Vote in Actual Senate
Which Senator is most likely to have six mistresses on rotation?
A Street Interview with Jonathan Spencer

Rumour Has It

Hank Preston is on a Moral Crusade!
Partygoer Drugged with Embalming Fluid at Diamond Resort Halloween Bash!
 

Historical Archives

2020

2020 Mayoral Election Flash Coverage!
Low Standards 2020: Your Guide to the Local Let-downs
Post-Erection: The 'Winners'- Where are they now?
Election Guide: What the Fuck is a Manjot Singh?
In My Sights: Cover Charges
Grapeseed Graphic Design Fail!

Club Review: The Malibu fucking owns (5/5)
Club Review: Hi-Five for 'Hi-Men' (5/5)
Club Review: The Holy 'Trinity': Drinks, Dicks, and Diabetes. (4/5)
Dining Review: Exclusively Packed, Noisy, and Sweaty Dining at "Nobu" [2/5]
Dining Review: Vegetarian Glee at 'Lettuce Be' (4/5)
Store Review: 'Pharaoh' didn't burn my fucking face off! (4/5)

Edited February 14 by Al-Malikah
Added Survey Says; updated 2/14, added banner ad

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[Alys]

Username: LSVixen46433
Comment: Hands down, best blog out there.

Edited November 11, 2023 by Alys

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On 11/11/2023 at 6:54 AM, Alys said:

Username: LSVixen46433
Comment: Hands down, best blog out there.

Username: LS Vixen
Comment: Def hitting my praise kink, thank you babe!

Also just updated the Bar Review section with the latest review on 'Pork Whistle'. If you're feeling a little yeehaw, folks, you should check it out!

[Mór-Ríoghain]

Username: Anonymous
Comment: i feel like this is the person that was rude to me in church once ??? so messed up. thats gods house sis.

[Al-Malikah]

Username: LS Vixen
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[Al-Malikah]

Username: LS Vixen
Comment: 

Hey cuties, just updated the Dining Reviews section with a hot new review of "Meatballs By the Sea" 

Check it out.

XOXO, 

Vixen

[Al-Malikah]

Username: LS Vixen
Comment: 

Call me butter cause I'm on a FUCKING roll!

I just updated the Club Reviews section with the latest review on 'Cloud Nine'

Check it out, babes.

XOXO, 

Vixen

[Dino]

Username: Axe
Comment: You should make a pit stop at Café Vespaio in Clinton! People may wanna know!