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About Me I'm Darren, and I'm a videographer, editor and very rarely a musician. I'm best known for my involvement at WE-TV, most of my productions are event highlights or other projects related directly to WE. I used to perform music on the streets and was involved in the alcohol industry, but a lot of my life up until 2024 was doing what I could to get by. I had the chance to evaluate and decide what I actually wanted to pursue, and videography has always been an interest of mine. This portfolio is to archive and showcase my work - and serves as a personal reminder to pursue my own projects. Feel free to shoot me a text or a message on Facebrowser for any inquiries. 😎 Directory Contact Me | Phone: 3934409 | Facebrowser

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𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗. 𝙸𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝙻𝚂, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 – 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘? 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 – 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜. 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙻𝚂 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚏𝚒𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 – 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎? 𝙰 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚎: “𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚈’𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠? 𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏, 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍. 𝙸 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸’𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝. 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚠𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎. 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 ‘𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎’ 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚢𝚖 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚡 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘. 𝙶𝚢𝚖 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢.” 𝚆𝙴 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚜. 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚆𝙴 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚆𝙴®. © 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺 𝚂𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚛𝚊 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍. 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙲𝚃 𝙼𝙴: | 𝙿𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝟿𝟾𝟼𝟽 | 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎𝚛 | 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝:

INTERACTIVE INSIDER Issue #01 | March 16, 2025 COVER STORY: PROJECT SENORA The wait is over—Golem Animation Studio officially unveils Project Senora, an ambitious new interactive experience set to redefine the boundaries of animation and storytelling. While details remain under wraps, insiders hint at cutting-edge technology and a deeply immersive narrative. Stay tuned for exclusive first looks and developer interviews in upcoming issues. LATEST ANNOUNCEMENTS Studio Expansion – Golem Animation Studio is growing! New team members in programming and animation have joined to bring fresh energy to ongoing projects. Partnerships & Collaborations – We’re teaming up with industry leaders to push innovation further. Expect groundbreaking integrations in future releases. Community Engagement – Join our Q&A Livestream to be announced as the development team is announced publicly! RELEASE SPOTLIGHT TBA - Stay Tuned! DEVELOPER'S CORNER Interview: Behind the Scenes of Project Senora Lead developer Mohli Jain shares insights on the creative process, challenges faced, and what fans can expect from this ambitious project. Q: What makes Project Senora different from past works? Jain: "We’re pushing the limits of animation and interactive storytelling. Working with the limited industrial resources that are given, Project Senora is destined to be the biggest expansion into an untapped industry Los Santos has yet to see." Q: Can we expect any visuals or exclusives? Jain: "Right now we're in the early-development phase of things, garnering assets, working on basement-level aspects. We will provide Insiders with proprietary information and publicly release images of our work as time comes and goes." COMING SOON Project Senora – A mind-bending psychological experience unlike anything we’ve done before. More details next month. Investment Opportunities – Official routes for investment in Golem Studio are provided in the citations below! Live Event – Catch Laghari live streams online for live updates via the Golem Animation Studio representative! [Project Senora Development Updates] "We've developed a comprehensive system based off HTML and JavaScript to properly tile-set the base level of game play visuals." -Anonymous GS Programmer "Parts of the world are scenic, of course, but we are working on a highly-interactive experience with plenty for players to do" -Anonymous GS Programmer "As you can see, the tile sets have micro-aesthetics allowing for high-detail with low coding impact." -GS Project Senora Team Leader Stay connected for more updates and behind-the-scenes content. Visit Golem Studios Webpage for real-time news! Golem Insider is your exclusive look into the world of Golem Animation Studio, dedicated to keeping fans and investors up to date with the latest developments. - Consult With Us at: Phone Number - 5319 Email - GolemAnimations.info [AngyZinn via Discord/Zinneera via Forums] Or catch a Livestream - Laghari the Golem! - Interested in Investment? Contact our Outreach Agent via company email or donate to: Routing #: [0101 - 0 - 0693] Golem Animations is the Western Branch Extension of IdolCorp - KR's development branch and legally falls under the rightful ownership and oversight of said corporations. While the studio itself remains a Sole-Owner LLC.

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-Dean Everett 08:24 A.M. 2/6/2025 —The San Andreas Sheriff’s Department isn’t a force of law; it’s an ecosystem, a bizarre zoo where power-hungry hogs wallow in the muck of authority, snorting and grunting with a hunger for dominance. A fever dream made flesh, these porcine predators, yes, pigs, through and through, plod down the sun-scorched veins of Blaine County, leaving behind the sour stench of fear, stale whiskey, and the electric buzz of flashlight batteries. It should’ve been a quiet night. One glass of whiskey, a couple of Oxy, and a slow goodbye to Grapeseed’s indifferent horizon. But fate had other plans, dressed in beige uniforms and pig-snouts, masquerading as deputies with all the moral clarity of a broken vending machine. There they were: three deputies, their faces contorted with the smugness of men who had never been told "no" in their lives. Their flashlights weren’t tools, they were instruments of oppression, beams cutting through the night like righteous spotlights, tearing into my very soul. “ყơų ɖཞųŋƙ, ცųɖɖყ?” one of them oinked, his breath thick with the stench of stale coffee and a superiority complex. They circled me like buzzards with badges, their questions less about finding answers than inflating their pathetic egos. Each insult they lobbed felt like another brick in the fortress of their fragile power, built high on insecurity and ignorance. They prodded, they goaded, they shone their lights into my face like they could somehow force a confession out of me. What they couldn’t see, what their piggy little eyes failed to understand, was that the only thing they were illuminating was the ridiculousness of their own existence. And then there was Caveman. A homeless drug dealer with the aura of a fallen wizard. Imagine Gandalf, if Gandalf traded his staff for a cracked glass pipe and let a lifetime of poor decisions render him mad, yet somehow more coherent than the deputies themselves. Caveman had once drugged my friend at a club, an event not so much horrifying as it was absurd. She thought she was hitting crack from a balloon, but ended up stuck in a K-hole, her brain lost somewhere between the dance floor and oblivion. Meeting Caveman was like shaking hands with chaos itself. His beard, a maze of crumbs and lost secrets, his eyes flickering with the remnants of a thousand bad choices. His words came in fragments—cracked wisdom, laced with the kind of manic truth only a street prophet could speak. Earlier that day, I had taken refuge in a bar in Grapeseed, a place steeped in the odor of cheap disinfectant and bad decisions. The bartender was a hulking man, with a beard and ponytail as dark as a Viking's soul. He had the demeanor of a man who'd fought in wars and lost, only to be pressed into the dull task of slinging drinks for a living. His eyes told stories of violence and regret, tales he’d never speak aloud. The whiskey was cheap, but it was a necessary anchor as I floated through the absurdity of Blaine County, a place where everyone’s hiding something, and no one’s story is ever finished. Back on the scene, the deputies made their move. They arrested me for DUI, their snouts twitching in self-satisfied glee. Sure, I’d had my share of whiskey and Oxy, but it wasn’t intoxication that put me in that cell—it was their desperate need to assert control, to play the role of tyrants in a kingdom that no one asked for. NOW FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK!! Handcuffed and humiliated, I realized it wasn’t justice they were after—it was theater, a pathetic play where they cast themselves as the stars, all while misunderstanding that fear isn’t respect, and authority isn’t earned. In the cold, graffiti-scarred walls of the holding cell, I thought about Caveman, the Viking bartender, and the three little pigs who had me cuffed. Each was a different facet of the madness that defines Blaine County—a place where the absurd is just another day, and reality’s a joke no one’s in on. The deputies with their flashlights and fragile authority were nothing more than clowns in uniforms, playing dress-up as protectors. Caveman—flawed, filthy, and far from “sane”—was more honest in his madness than the deputies were in their so-called order. And me? Just a witness in the wreckage, trying to piece together a world that makes no sense, all while scribbling feverishly in the margins of it. Blaine County isn’t a place—it’s a story, a dark fairy tale where the pigs wear badges, the wizards sleep on the streets, and the lessons are taught with bruises and breathalyzer tests. The San Andreas Sheriff’s Department can snort and strut all they want. Beneath their pomp and pretense, they’re just pigs in uniforms—trapped in the fragility of their own myths. And somewhere, probably laughing somewhere in the back of his mind, Caveman is free. A wizard without a kingdom—but more freedom than any badge could ever give. ((COMMENTS ARE ENABLED)) ((Username: Comment))

-Dean Everett 02:24 A.M. 2/2/2025 Where the sky bleeds neon, and the pavement drinks it like an alcoholic uncle dodging rehab. A sprawling nightmare of glass, steel, and forgotten dreams, stitched together with bad decisions and the hollow promises of billboards—“Live Fast, Die Faster, Sponsored by eCola.” In this city, the air doesn’t breathe. It inhales. Lines of white powder mirrored by lines of white luxury cars parked outside Vinewood clubs with names like Oblivion and Lust. DJs with God complexes spin tracks louder than the collective anxiety of their crowd, their beats synched to the rapid-fire heart rates of MDMA-soaked bodies writhing under strobes that flash like seizures. Everything here is synthetic—a plastic utopia built on overpriced drinks and underpaid souls. But beneath Vinewood’s neon pulse, the real game plays out—not in crypto or contracts, but in powder, pills, and paranoia. The drug trade isn’t a shadow economy—it’s the main stage, with Vinewood flipping roles like a junkie desperate for its next fix. While the youth worship at the altar of bass drops and bathroom deals, the older gods ride on. Enter the Sinners MC—grizzled men on ancient chariots that growl like they’re pissed off to still be alive. These aren’t weekend warriors or Facebrowser-sponsored 99’ers. The Sinners are relics, fossilized in leather, stitched together by outdated grudges and whiskey-soaked decisions. They roam the streets like outlaw archaeologists, digging up the bones of a culture buried by a new breed of criminals—tech-savvy, coked-out, and too polished to know what it’s like to get your hands dirty. The Sinners don’t deal in apps or algorithms. They deal in drugs, guns, and violence that doesn’t need a retweet to be real. But somewhere between the basslines and bike engines, there’s a mystery—maybe more of an obsession I can’t shake. Psychedelics. Not the trendy kind sold in boutique dispensaries with names like Zen Gardens or SoulBloom. I mean the real shit: peyote buttons tucked away in dusty corners of Blaine County, hash handled like ancient relics, marijuana strains so pure they could make a priest question reality, and MDMA that doesn’t just get you high—it makes you feel alive. I need to find it. Not for the story, but for the experience. Because somewhere between the "Jump Out Boys" of the Sheriff’s Department™️ manifesting like tactical phantoms and the Sinners MC thundering through the night, there’s a thread—maybe a breadcrumb trail leading somewhere beyond the high. A mantra wrapped in mystery, hallucination stitched to cold, brutal truth. And speaking of truth—did you know pigeons can’t fart? Random, right? But that’s the thing about Los Santos: random isn’t random. It’s just Tuesday. Imagine a city where its veins pulse like tangled neon wires, where every beat of the heart is a siren wailing at 3 AM. This is the terrain the Jump Out Boys carve their name into—mutant cowboys, not with spurs but tactical vests, charging through the streets in armored chariots, cutting through neighborhoods etched in graffiti and reckless decisions. Sirens? Not warnings—battle cries. Later that night, beneath the flicker of streetlights in Jamestown, West Los Santos, we slid into the chaotic hum of Rancho—a place stitched together by pride, paranoia, and the unspoken legends of the Travieso Gangsters 13 gang. Their name bled through alleyways, painted on walls in cryptic symbols, a language written in shadows, known only to those who had truly walked its dark streets. Their history wasn’t ink—it was fog, laced with the whispers of those brave (or foolish) enough to repeat it. Then, like phantoms from the cracks of reality, the Boys appeared. Not men. No. They were anomalies, creatures wrapped in tactical armor, flickering like heat waves off the cracked pavement. Their visors didn’t reflect light. They consumed it, splintering the world into twisted fragments. Their limbs—unnatural, bending in impossible angles, like grotesque marionettes twisted by invisible strings. And how did they talk? Not with words—vibrations. Low, bone-shaking hums that filled the air, mixing with the static of radios fused into their bodies, like cyborg shamanic chants. The Travieso gangbangers didn’t move—just stood there, shadows hardened in defiance, eyes burning with a mixture of fear and bravado against such a foe. Out from the edges of the scene, a kid emerged. Barely old enough to shave, his fresh ink still oozing in dark swirls across his skin. He shouldn’t have been there. But youth never respects the weight of ritual. One of the green creatures shifted—its head cocked at an angle that felt wrong—like an animal with the mind of a machine. "ʞᴎi ʜꙅɘɿꟻ," it buzzed, its voice a strange mix of distortion and something older, like rust scraping bone. Another one stepped forward, limbs jerking in a grotesque dance, pointing to the kid’s tattoos with a gesture that was part command, part curiosity. "⸮ǫᴎiʜƚɘmoꙅ uoʏ ꙅɘʞɒm ꙅiʜƚ ʞᴎiʜƚ uoY" it hissed, the low vibration making the nearby walls tremble, flakes of old paint falling like dust. "˙ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝǝlq noʎ ssǝlun 'suoıʇɐɹoɔǝp ʎʇdɯǝ—ʇɐɥʇ ʇsnɾ ǝɹɐ sloqɯʎS" The kid’s posture faltered for a second. His eyes flickered between defiance and fear, like the wires in his head were short-circuiting. "คเภ’Շ ץ๏ยг ๒ยรเภєรร," he spat, his voice tight, his words crumbling under the weight of the moment. The air grew thicker—electric, charged, but not quite sparking. It hung there, too fragile to touch, like the calm before a storm. Across the street, I stood, notebook gripped tight, pulse syncing with the city’s warped beat. On instinct—or maybe madness—I stepped forward, waved, just enough to draw their attention. One of the deputies—or what passed for them now—turned its gaze toward me. Its visor caught the light, not showing my face, but something fractured, a distorted reflection. For a moment, we locked eyes—not as man to man, but as observer to anomaly. "What do you see?" I whispered, unsure if I said it aloud, or if the words just thudded through my mind. It tilted its head, something like amusement—or annoyance—etched across its mechanical face. Then, just as quickly, it turned away, the interest evaporating like smoke in the wind. The kid was left standing there, his tattoos no shield against whatever strange data these creatures were collecting in their cold, synthetic minds. No violence. No arrests. Just tension absorbed, moments archived, reality shifting like sand underfoot. And me? I walked away with a notebook full of scribbles that made less sense the longer I stared at them. There was a taste in my mouth—metallic, like I had just licked the edge of the city itself. And that nagging thought—The Jump Out Boys weren’t here to enforce order. No. They were here to watch the collapse. Piece by piece, they were cataloging it all. Maybe that’s the point. Maybe it’s not. But one thing’s for sure—they’re still out there. Engines idling, watching, blurring the lines between reality, ritual, and something far darker. COMMENTS ARE ENABLED ((Username: comment))

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WeDontLift Assembly Line Presented by WeStudios Bravado Banshee GTS - Shrieking Back To Life For the majority of America's history in the auto industry, there have been the Big Three, which refers to three automotive giants leading in vehicle production and sales across the United States: Vapid, Declasse, and Bravado. When you've got three titans like this, it's only a matter of time before there's a power struggle. Well, Bravado thought that Declasse had had it too easy for too long with their Invetero brand and their lineup of Coquette models. Lying dormant for so long, it was time for the Banshee badge to receive its much-needed revival and go toe to toe in an attempt to dominate the American sports car market, possibly even stick it to the Europeans. A Banshee is a mythical spirit originating from Gaelic (Irish) folklore that is often depicted as a female who screams, wails, shrieks, and howls to warn families that one of their members is going to die. The warning signs were there for Invetero and their precious little D10 Coquette. (A Bravado Banshee, Photo Credits @ WE) Typically, when you think of American manufacturers, your mind springs towards those that made the most iconic muscle cars; sports cars don't typically fall into that equation. I mean, the Germans and Italians were already miles ahead in technology, they had pretty much perfected it all. Bravado, however, whilst strapped for cash and on the verge of bankruptcy, decided to take a leap of faith and a page out of Vapid's book following the success of the Bullet. They were going to throw their hat into the ring and take on the likes of Benefactor, Grotti, and Obey. Very bold of them, they really wanted to live up to their name. Who in their right mind, whilst taking financial losses, decides to enter a market they were never involved with? Then again, I guess no one sane would've been able to come up with the idea of the original Banshee. Luckily for us, because the Banshee has already been out for over a decade, we don't have to ponder or speculate how it was going to perform in sales or if it would actually save Bravado from the grasp of bankruptcy; we already know this car has become iconic; we know it's been littered throughout posters, and if you're an enthusiast who dabbles in American performance, it's definitely on your list to add to your collection. (A Bravado Banshee, Photo Credits @ WE) The exterior of the car alone is striking and quite stylish; that might just be my opinion, but I've never heard anyone say anything negative about it, other than comparing it to an Annis Kawaii after a lengthy mukbang session. It features extensive curves all throughout the bodywork, and as you make your way toward the rear, there are these flared arches that had to be pushed out to fit wider tires on the rear axle, keeping the rear end planted to prevent drivers from getting caught by surprise and accidentally wrapping these around a tree or ending up in the medians of the road after you've just been cruising down Richmond Glen and give it just a bit too much throttle. Get ready for this: the rear tires were 345/30R19 from the factory, which is outrageous, and if you really wanted to, you could easily fit 355s, upon its release, this posed an issue for a few owners because not many local tire shops stocked tires with that sort of width. (A Bravado Banshee, Photo Credits @ WE) Peering towards the front end, one of the stand-out features is that the majority of the car's length is actually taken up by the front clip, specifically the hood, because underneath, Bravado needed as much room for activities as possible to fit in their 8.4-litre V8 powerhouse. Be honest: were you really expecting something else? The engine and foundations of it initially came from a truck, which may throw some people off, though you have to remember that Bravado didn't have the time or money to build something from the ground up, and trucks have a lot of torque; it was a decent starting point. The engine went through various modifications, receiving shiny new valve covers, and the biggest upgrade of them all was the addition of twin turbochargers. The very first Banshee models came with 500 horsepower and 525 foot-pounds of torque straight out of the box. It also went through some weight loss, with the final product only weighing in at 500 lb (230 kg). To put this into perspective, the 3.0 Inline-6 found in Jester's, the engine that everyone raves about, weighs closer to 600 lb and delivers less power. (The 8.4-litre V8 in a Bravado Banshee's Engine Bay, Photo Credits @ WE) Grabbing the bull by its horns and pushing the throttle down, it becomes very clear why they were so insistent on fitting massive tires because the power delivery combined with the fact that there are absolutely no driver aids like traction control in this thing, it's a lunatic let loose. Not quick enough to react? You're now tossed into the passenger seat with the Banshee taking the reins of this wild ride, bringing you along for the journey. Whilst Europeans were trying to invent sophisticated technologies to improve driver feel and response from the vehicle, the Banshee disregarded all of it. There's no hand-holding here; it's just you and the machine. Crashing, burning, and dying? Skill issue. (A Bravado Banshee, Photo Credits @ WE) The Banshee was a success and a swan song for Bravado, a saving grace pulling it away from the financial crisis, and this led to later model years receiving various trim packages that featured more powerful engines, but the most notable is the 900R, a limited edition model that came towards the end of the lifespan and turns both intensity and insanity up to 11. The Banshee was put through bulking season and came out the other end with an even wider body, both the front and rear ends being flared out even further and the side intakes behind the doors were opened up more to allow additional airflow than before to reach the rear wheels. A bigger front splitter and rear diffuser were welcomed changes too, providing more aero to keep the car stable through turns. The suspension underwent various changes too, with the standout being that they opted for hubs that now use centerlock wheels. Odd choice, but it makes you feel like you're closer to driving a full-fledged race car. You might've noticed that there's also a roof scoop, which, as far as we could tell from testing, serves no purpose inside the cabin. (A Bravado Banshee 900R, Photo Credits @ WE) One of the more interesting and questionable changes to this model was a complete rework of the exhaust system. The original Banshee had a unique exhaust system featuring side exit pipes on both sides of the car that ran alongside the side skirts under the body and came out right before the wheels on the rear axle. Drivers had to be cautious when stepping out to not position their ankles in front of the pipes due to the heat generated posing a burn risk. 900R models completely ditched the side exits, possibly due to health and safety, and instead covered it up with a carbon fibre plate that flows up towards the rear arches and stuck with a more conventional exit out the back end. Various modifications were made to the engines too across the different models, with the slowest having an output of 500 horsepower in the first production models, whilst the final 900R models peaked at 600 horsepower and 560 foot-pounds of torque. Not for the faint-hearted. Interesting Trivia: Bravado initially planned for the Banshee to be built around an aluminium space frame chassis, which would've massively reduced the gross weight and improved rigidity; sadly, due to their ongoing financial troubles at the time, this had to be scrapped. All was not lost, because to help out with the chassis, Bravado turned to Benefactor for help, who later on utilised it as a foundation when prototyping the Schlagen GT. The Bravado Banshee also had a quirky feature that allowed drivers to set the position of the pedals, bringing them up closer if you're vertically gifted or pushing them down further towards the footwell. (A Banshee 900R next to a base model Banshee, Photo Credits @ WE) That's enough about the original Banshee because it's not why you're here; rather than dwelling on the past, let's look forward to what the maniacs at Bravado have planned now with the long-awaited return of the bull with their brand new Banshee GTS, and they mean some serious business. this time they're not just playing around with sports cars, they're aiming to dominate the whole field. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The Banshee was animalistic in nature, but the new Banshee GTS is a completely different beast. Bravado being in the best financial position they've ever been means they get to put their wildest dreams into practice, and it becomes evident that they've done just that from the very first glance of the new model. It would be easy to say this is a race car built for the road, but it's so much more than that. Bravado's main goal was to take everything that made the original Banshee so iconic and push it to the limit. The same aggressive launches and the same heart-stopping thrill you experience from driving it. The only issue is that power alone won't cut it, especially when the Gauntlet Hellfire exists, where owners got given 808 horsepower on a silver platter. They've brought this upon themselves, really. Instead of focusing on straight-line speed and acceleration, which most of the time ends up becoming a singular party trick, they went down the route of taking corners fast. The main focus was downforce, but I don't need to point that out; the aggressive aerodynamic styling sticks out like a sore thumb, and one quick glance is enough to tell you everything it needs. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The Banshee GTS is a lot sleeker than the previous generation; every panel flows smoothly with purpose to modernise the iconic and distinctive look that we all know. It's very much unmistakably a Banshee. The main selling point, however, is the very aggressive aerodynamic elements, which include a massive wing on the rear, a diffuser on the rear that features a series of fins, a vented hood and fenders, and finally topping it off with an adjustable front splitter and canards. There's a lot. This entire combination allows the new Banshee GTS to produce 1710 lbs of downforce when at its peak, topping out the speedometer. Just so you realise how insane that is, a Progen Emerus, a purpose-built hypercar with years of R&D put into the aerodynamic technology, produces 1763 lbs. You essentially get the same downforce, keeping you planted and stuck to the tarmac as the Emerus, for a fraction of the price. Going fast on a straight is fun, but being able to maintain that speed through a curve is an exhilarating feeling that can only be experienced to truly know how it feels. They were not kidding when stating it was the most downforce you can get from a new street car, but that's only one of the reasons as to why this car is special. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The second reason is how they've utilised all that engine bay space this time around. The truck V8 has been thrown in the bin, and now an 8.4-litre V10 takes its place. The odd-firing V10 produces 645 horsepower with 600 lb-ft of torque and can propel itself to 60 miles an hour with a snap of a finger. It's just a shame that the twin turbocharger configuration has been completely ditched, and it's now naturally aspirated. I'm sure it won't be long before kits are being produced once these cars roll out. Nonetheless, the car is crazy fast and even that is underselling it. When you're going fast, you need brakes to come to a stop and this brings us to our third point. From the factory, Bravado kits these Banshee GTS' with carbon-ceramic brake discs, that's standard, there are no ifs buts, or maybes, you get carbon-ceramic brakes. The Pfister Comet S2 doesn't even come with them as a standard, they need to be picked out as an option. Hugging the brake discs, you've got race performance six-piston (front axle) and four-piston (rear axle) brake calipers which will take all the hard braking you can throw at them, all the time, without fail. (The 8.4-litre V10 in the Banshee GTS' Engine Bay. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The suspension is another key standout, featuring Bilstein coil-overs that are fully adjustable and come with ten individual presets, the majority of them being race-tuned. Alongside these presets, you can also adjust the ride height, and it lets you move it higher or lower with up to three inches of travel. If that was not enough, Bravado has gone above and beyond and made setups available to the public for a dozen hand-picked tracks across the United States; they really want you to go out there and put the car to the test. At speeds, this car will be steady; it's not as cutthroat as the original Banshee, and it won't go light in the rear where you feel like you're on the verge of losing control every time the steering wheel is touched, but it's still got that boisterous feel to it. You can push the Banshee GTS to its very limit, and it won't just curl up and shatter; it will take all the kerbs and corners you can throw at it, eating them up, and once you've had your fun, it'll come to a halt with ease. This car offers an experience that not many can, but don't get too comfortable because if you overestimate your driving ability, it will bite back hard. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The cabin of the car, where you'll be spending most of your time with it, can be a hit or miss depending on who you ask; it's quite lackluster. It doesn't stray far from the original dashboard design from the early model Banshee, but it has made improvements. From the exterior, you might be led to believe that this is a purebred racecar all throughout, but surprisingly, the interior is still all there. It hasn't been ditched to save weight and offers a decent amount of comfortability. The seats, full Alcantara and specifically designed for this model to be ergonomic and accommodating to various body types, sadly don't offer the best support through really wide corners, but they do make it a lot easier to climb out due to the additional width. The door cards, dashboard, and centre console all feature Alcantara too, with leather and carbon fibre available as additional options. It might seem lacking overall, and that's a fair point when looking at other cars on the market today; we've been spoilt with features and creature comforts, but personally, the Banshee GTS has exactly what it needs. You've got a teeny tiny head unit for all your infotainment, button controls for driver aids, suspension adjustment, and climate; it even has a rearview camera, which is a fairly nice touch. It might not compare to the interior of the Coquette D10; it hasn't got that high-class luxury feel to it and doesn't offer the same comfort or cargo space, but it's still got a lot more personality than just slapping a tablet in the middle of the dashboard and calling it a day. (The Banshee GTS' Interior, *Shown with Carbon Fibre Trim Option. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) One point to note is that there's a dip in the middle of the roof that is there to optimise airflow, but if you're quite tall, it's doing you no favors. It'll make it harder to get in and out, and it might even impact your visibility while driving or leave you with a twisted spine. At least they won an engineering award for it. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) The Banshee GTS aimed to challenge Invetero and European sports cars, a feat it has successfully accomplished. A Coquette D10 can provide comfort as you drive through the city or run your errands, and a Gauntlet Hellfire can shoot off the line with haste, but what about when you need a car to do all of that and much more? The Banshee GTS will take you to the shops and then take a detour to your nearest track to set a new time record before letting you get on with your day again, and sometimes we need a weapon like that in our lives, something that gets our hearts racing, a thrill that brings youth back to us, and not many cars can do it like this. Sure, you can cruise through life in a D10, but maybe you should grab it by the horns and take control. (Bravado Banshee GTS Press Release Photos. Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) Bravado understands that this car can be scary; it's intimidating, and a lot of the marketing has been track-focused, but if you're put off by the aggressive aero, they have made it clear that all of the panels can be removed. The wing, splitter, and diffuser can be easily removed with no irreversible damage to the bodywork being present, and Bravado will even supply trim pieces to fill in the gaps. Maybe now it'll be less distinct when that V10 wakes up your entire neighbourhood at night. Did we mention that the iconic side exit exhaust is back? Yeah, the R&D department lost the Health and Safety rulebook, whoops. (A Bravado Banshee GTS with no Aero Parts, Photo Credits @ Bravado, USA) Lap Records set and held by the Bravado Banshee GTS: 1:28.65 - Laguna Seca, United States of America. 1:26.54 - Road Atlanta, United States of America. 1:10.89 - Waterford Hills, United States of America. 1:06.21 - Nelson Ledges, United States of America. 7:01.30 - Nürburgring, Germany. (The Banshee GTS holds the record for the fastest American-made vehicle, in a manual transmission, rear-wheel drive configuration to tackle the Green Hell) Release Date Predictions: Q1 of 2025* Price Predictions: $750,000 - $900,000** - Written by Kai Hayashida (WeDontLift Magazine, WeStudios) A special thank you to Bravado USA for providing us with the opportunity to preview and post about their brand new Bravado Banshee GTS models along with access to their promotional photo gallery. *This is just a prediction of when the Banshee Bravado GTS will be released and be available in showrooms across the country. Bravado USA may start taking orders at an earlier date. **This is a prediction of the base model MSRP upon release. Predictions are made based on current competitor models within the same market. WDL (WeDontLift) Assembly Line is a subsidiary of WeDontLift Performance Magazine presented by WeStudios with the focus of producing short form content showcasing brand new and upcoming vehicle models from industry leading manufacturers. MORE FROM WE:

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲 23:41 5/30/2024 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝘐𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴, 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯-𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺. 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴." 𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥, "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘳 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦." 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥—𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘠𝘦𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺’𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘍𝘶𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵: 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣-𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘺, 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴, 𝘧𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦, 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺. 𝘍𝘶𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵: 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘴 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢, 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴-𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺, 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 "𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥," 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘪𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨—𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘍𝘶𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵: 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦, 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦," 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘗𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘧𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯-𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘍𝘶𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵: 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘑ü𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯—𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘴. 𝘉𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘐𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺. 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣, 𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴. 𝘈𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘜𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘻𝘻𝘭𝘦. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Leave a review or feedback below! Username: Comments:

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦: "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦?" 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘴 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯. 𝘈 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥, "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨." 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥, "𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬." 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘺. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘏𝘢𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵-𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: “𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦? 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨.” 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩-𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶: ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞'𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝘐𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯-𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘪𝘭. 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸? 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯-𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 1964, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 "𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥" 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴’ 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭, 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘴. 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸? 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘐𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩. 𝘐𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴’ 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘸, 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘛𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘈𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮. 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘳, 𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳, 𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘰𝘴 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘴. 𝘜𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳: T𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘻𝘻𝘭𝘦. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Leave a review or feedback below! Username: Comments:

*The website's quite plain in display, everything center-aligned: 'anotherdayinparadise.net.'* (( https://forum.gta.world/en/topic/117988-paradise-project-webportal )) Hey readers, Butch here it, turns out writing articles isn't going to be a one-time thing. This one will be more of a blog though. Funny that? I see I had quite a few readers with the last article. Unfortunately this article's going to be a bit more serious than poking fun at idiots. Today's issue is on drugs, addiction. Particularly based on my personal experience with the opioid crisis in our city. Course, this is the sort of thing that the Vinewood elite love to brush over. Even the star-walk can't hide victims of the opioid epidemic from tourists. As much as I don't like to admit it, I myself am a recovering heroin addict, having been hooked shortly after running from home. I never finished high school.. actually grew up in Hawick funny enough, that great big Vinewood sign looming over me for my whole life. Didn't take long on the streets till I was hooked, having been offered a joint spiked with heroin nasty stuff, Gotta be careful who you take your drugs from people! You know what though? It was awful.. I hated it from day one.. slowly falling into addiction I was helpless to stop it. I grew desperate, begging for money, pawning things I'd find in dumpsters.. all to satisfy my fix and cease the rising dope sickness. Despite what some of you may think, that addicts continue to do drugs because they enjoy them. That isn't always the case.. especially when it comes to drugs as nasty as heroin, horse, dope.. whatever the fuck you chose to call it. For years I was a zombie, a slave to my habit and the cities health system wasn't any help back then. PHMC weren't maintaining medical records quite as well as they are these days. If I wasn't getting high on the streets I was getting high in clubs and bars, snorting powder in the bathroom, shooting up in an alleyway. Opioids are awful shit. But... it's not as simple as suddenly going cold turkey. Can't just take people's drugs away and expect them to get better. Unfortunately this seems to be the solution that those not in the know chose to take... and honestly? Who can blame law enforcement for that.. it's their job to take away illicit substances. But at that point you're creating a criminal, feeding into the cycle. People need help. Not every drug addict is a bad person, some are victims. I can certainly tell you that I'm not the only one to have gotten addicted to heroin through a spiked joint here and there. Whenever I see someone begging on the streets, strung out? I treat them like a person. We're all victims to the system here in Sunny Los Santos. There isn't even a clear solution to the drug epidemic. Unfortunately drugs will never just -go- away.. however from my personal experience many addicts simply need to be provided with something else. Something more. I found myself facing the strongest influence of all, hope. I had a friend stick their neck out for me. Making sure that I was healthy fed me, helped me ween off the drugs. For that I was stronger they had given me what I needed to kick the habit. While that may be one person yes, I ask that you look out for friends and family who may be suffering with addiction. Stand by their side and help them work through it and maybe they'll turn around, get better. Pushing them to get away from heroin, meth even gambling. If you truly care for them don't demonize them, you'll push them away. Much like some of my friends certainly did.. I'm not proud of my past, but frankly.. I'm grateful for those who have stuck beside me for the duration of my journey. All and all.. don't come to Los Santos people, this place is a hellhole. The drug epidemic is only going to get worse and with a drug market comes warfare. Gangs fighting for control of a market and the police can't do fuck all about it. For every big drug bust, another organization will simply fill the gap. Leading to criminal organizations producing more drugs to flood the streets. Gunfights are already a regularity here as organizations fight for power. Even these days I usually catch the aftermath of a mass shootout every night that I go out stringing. Western society is in decline and Los Santos is the hotbed where you see the division of classes at it's worst. While the eccentrics in the hills wine and dine.. tourism continuing to line their pockets while the rest of us suffer down here on the streets. We'll continue to suffer from addiction, and from violence being caught in the crossfire between groups fighting for control. So.. what can I say? Don't fucking come to Los Santos. Help out your friends dealing with difficulties such as addiction and.. well. Promote indie media, you know mainstream media aint going to talk about the difficult shit we do. I guess that's it for this week folks. 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The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ Survey Says: Can Popularity be Bought? A Face Browser Deep Dive (FaceBrowser Logo courtesy of FaceBrowser.com) We've all got our vices. Some of us adore a few too many dirty martinis, others enjoy a little ciggy every now and then, dark chocolate sneakily snacked on in office corners, binge-eating ice-cream while binge-watching Netflix, thrill-seeking ad nauseum.... everyone, and I mean, everyone has their vices. But seldom do any of these vices hold our attention for over hours and hours a day and this is where the vice of social media consumption takes center stage. FaceBrowser is arguably the most popular social media website in Los Santos and for all of the complaints and dismissals it may receive in the the booths of holier-than-thou coffee shops, it is still a pilgrimage site for popular public figures to maintain at least the illusion of accessibility and for users to increase their public profile via the platform. As someone who works in Public Relations, I can say with some authority that as blasé as we may wish to be about our oft problematic fave, FaceBrowser, it still holds a significant market share on the attention of Los Santans and is therefore a super-duper important tool for up-and-coming models, business owners, and politicians. This means it's really important to examine it with some hard hitting questions. FaceBrowser, like Twitter before it, has a Blue Check Verification system which in theory denotes users as holding meaningful significance to the general public or a notable public recognizability and awareness. But, even more like Twitter, this verification can be purchased by users albeit at a fairly exclusive price tag. This whole arrangement made us here at the Los Santos Vixen curious. Who is behind it? How effective is the verification system? Does it come with real benefits to popularity or algorithmic prioritization? Who is getting liked the most? Let's knock some of these questions out. Using SCIENCE! First things first, who is behind FaceBrowser? How is verification determined? (An artists depiction of Face Browser Corporate Meetups) Easy answer, shitty answer. Nobody really knows, babes. Literally the worst thing for a journalist to find is a shroud over information, but even an absence of information can give us some insight. I'll basically try to look at this from the angles of both the Pros and Cons of this arrangement and maybe we can land somewhere in the middle. So first off, "Pros". whomever at FaceBrowser Corporate are responsible for the filtration of content which can include content deletion and they are also responsible in some capacity in the verification process. Thus one perspective in looking at this lack of transparency as to their corporate identities is that it is important in maintaining their safety from disgruntled users who disagree with their judgements or sus users who may try to bribe or sway them unduly in their decision-making. I totally get the above and especially when there are users who actively attack other users both online and in person, the safety of the Corporate employees is incredibly important and should be heavily factored in here. On the other hand, the "Cons". Because FaceBrowser Corporate ensures their security, we are unable to ascertain how many there are and how diverse they are. When verification systems rely on individuals judging the significance and meaning of users contributions to society and their popularity, if FaceBrowser Corporate leans more in... let's say, Rockford Hills residencies, it might not hold the most objective reads on someone with sweeping popularity in East Los Santos. Similarly, if FaceBrowser Corporate is predominantly from the City might be less likely to verify users popular in Blaine County. Any potential political, racial, or less overt biases then can't be ascertained or examined by the general public and if they exist they can't be pressured to correct them. If you're like me, you're landing on a big question mark instead of a middle ground here. I think I'm going to ahead and call it morally grey and leave formal judgements to my adoring readers. But what's the big deal? Does Verification matter that much? Let's get to questions we can actually answer. Does Verification Matter? It's Data Time, NERDS! 💻 Because FaceBrowser lacks some amount of transparency on this question, the Los Santos Vixen decided to not send emails and wait for boring corporate responses designed to cover corporate asses. The Los Santos Vixen decided to get nerdy. A survey conducted by my consulting agency, VIX Life Coaching & Public Relations, recruited 30 study participants, 19 females and 10 males, which is a decently representative sample size. Their ages ranged from 19 to 43 years of age and 96.7 percent of participants were active Face Browser Users. As you'll see below they weren't tricked by the fake names thrown into the mix which tells us they were honest in their assessments of whether they recognized certain users over others. The profiles picked were based on FaceBrowser's search feature and which users come up when you search A, B, C, and D. down the line. It included a mix of Verified Users which are highlighted in yellow and Non-Verified users who aren't highlighted at all. This means we also get some insight into how FaceBrowser prioritizes profiles in their on-site search engine. (Wow. This is a chart. Fab, love that for me.) Long story short, Verified Users only had a 9.61 % boost to Recognizability by the average user. Ten percent can go a long way, but when we look at profiles above 60% percent Recognizability (as in over sixty percent of users reporting the name of the user as familiar to them), we can see it's split even! It's five Non-Verified Users to five Verified Users. The data also shows that of the profiles of the tippy-top recognizable users are Non-Verified with Prestige Supermodel and Sandal-Lawsuit Endurer, Giorgia Polchi, sharing the top spot with the infamous street-fighter character and gossip blogger NoKizzyLizzy of the Babe Room. What's the lesson we can learn here? While the Verified users trended upwards by about ten percent in recognizability... to attain true recognizabe status you must either endure a large scale lawsuit with a major fashion brand after a starry career in prestigious modeling or you must run a blog and engage in overly public fist fights with every single human who makes you slightly mad on the internet. I don't make the rules here, babes, I'm just going by the science. Who gets the most likes though? Gimme RANKINGS! 🔥 For this final bit of juicy juicy info on the inner workings of FaceBrowser, the Los Santos Vixen partnered with another data nerd working for, the Los Santos Car Marketplace, a soon to be released Car Marketplace, for some answers. Yes, it's odd that we found a data scientist at a car marketplace, but just mentally write it off in the same weirdness range as the Michelin Tire Company successfully rating restaurants and becoming super-duper prestigious enough to grant Michelin Stars that hold value. Our source compiled the lifetime Like statistics since the platform began and ranked the Top Ten Most Liked Pictures. Needless to say, we can sum up the entirety of these by saying "pretty girl make you click button." Let's focus on our mission however. Only two of the top ten liked pics are by Verified users. One is the CEO of Prestige, Ashley Hendricks, and the second is Raen DeJaeger the head of Prestige's subsidiary and an independently-operated photography studio, We Studios. The user with the most amount of likes, Heaven, is Non-Verified and affiliated with Diversify Magazine which as an organization also snags two spots on the top ten list. (Face Browser's AI interpretation of common human behaviors) All in All Woosh, that was a lot of info. This is definitely a blog post for the nerdier or more terminally online among us, but I must cater to all sorts of audiences, darlings. What have we tangibly learned here? FaceBrowser as an entity and corporate actor is shrouded in mystery and that has distinct pros and cons. Verification may boost public recognizability by almost 10 percent, which isn't bad, but questionable as to whether it's worth the purchase. Top Users in the various categories are Non-Verified and seemingly overwhelmingly recognized based on either having careers in the public eye, publicized scandals, or content that could be considered sexualized. Am I saying that any of this is bad? Am I passing moral judgements? Fuck no. I day drink throughout State Senate sessions and am literally a professional Drama Hag. I have zero say in whether any of this is good or bad. My whole gig here is to run like a little cute doggy to information and nestle it in my jaws and waggle my tail back to you fuckers and let you internalize and judge the info for yourselves. Woof woof. Gimme a treat. Vixen Out. XOXO, DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!

About Me: Camila 'Cami' Elizondo hails from Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico, and she has been living in the State of San Andreas since she was eighteen. She currently holds a Master of Communication with a specialization in Journalism from the National Autonomous University of Mexico(UNAM), and she has a Bachelor of Science from San Andreas State University - Los Santos in Creative Writing. Since graduation, Camila has been dedicated in her efforts to craft a career in writing. She even at one time tried to start her own brand known as LifeInLS and San Andreas Opinion. Hire Camila: Camila Elizondo provides freelance writing services for numerous businesses and private entities in Los Santos. Whether you need someone to write a few articles for your magazine or newspaper you can rely on Camila to get the task done fast and confidential. If you are interested then please contact Camila through email. Portfolio Attached below are the different articles written by Camila through her time as a professional writer at LS Business Digest which was owned by K-LSN, and at her own independent brand known as San Andreas Opinion. Additional independent blog posts will be published on this blog! [San Andreas Opinión] Addressing Mint Capital LLC's Allegations: The Truth Behind the LGBT+ Awareness Fundraiser [LS Business Digest] Going to Fruit Machine anyone? Read this review before you go. [San Andreas Opinion] Our trip to a great tea house in town; The Lumbini Tea House Review [LifeinLS.com] Review of La Spada

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1st Post: Welcome to my beauty blog! My name is Dunya, and as a lover of all things beauty, I am excited to share my knowledge and passion with you. From makeup to skincare, haircare to nail art, product and salon reviews, this blog will cover it all. Whether you're a beauty newbie or a seasoned pro, there will be something for everyone. Even if it's sharing your own knowledge with others in the comments or even correcting me, since nobody's perfect! Join me on this journey as we explore the world of beauty together! Today, we will start with something "basic" that is still challenging to perfect: eyeliner. Especially a straight or precise line can be a struggle in the beginning. Regardless of your experience, we all can have a bad line day, so this tutorial shall help us lessen those occasions, give tips and tricks, and educate. No matter whether it's a classic line, wing look, or cat eye, each gives your look a unique touch. We all have different eye shapes, and not every eyeliner style fits every shape. You need to highlight different areas depending on your shape. People with big eyes have the advantage that they can't make their eyes look too small, so they have a free choice in terms of highlighting their lids and lashes. Things look different for people with droopy eyelids or small eyes. In the case of droopy lids, you should apply the eyeliner only to the upper eyes, as an additional line on the lower lid would make the eye appear too small. Draw it as close as possible to the root line of your lashes and make sure that you do not apply the eyeliner too thickly. You don't want your eyes to look too squat. If you have sloping eye corners, then the right eyeliner style is about visually opening and lifting the eyes. In addition to working with light eye shadow as a highlight, you should draw the eyeliner only along the upper eyelid. It is best to start in the middle so that you have a beautiful arc that reaches its peak in the middle and thus visually opens the eye. Do you have roundly shaped eyes? No problem, your goal is to make them appear a bit more almond-shaped. To do this, it is helpful to simply draw the eyeliner over the eye and visually widen it. When applying your eyeliner, make sure you have a nice sweep on the outer eyelid because this opens it up and gives it that almond shape you are seeking. If you want to be a little more discreet, it also helps to let the upper and lower lines run together at the outer corner and blend them slightly. Now that we got this cleared out, lets move to the actual tutorial! Step 1: The base To make the eyeliner sit perfectly, I always use a base. A little bit of concealer, powder, and off you go. The advantages of a base are that it a) makes it more beautiful, b) more durable, and c) covers red veins that distract from your look. Step 2: The positioning I always start with a wing. That way, I can decide in the beginning where my line ends and how high it is set. With round eyes, I would set it rather low. For almond eyes, my suggestion is to go a bit higher. To draw the wing, my advice is to draw little dots and check in your mirror if you like that position. If you like it, draw a fine line and connect the dots. Step 3: The lining After the wing is in place, place the tip of your brush or pen a millimeter or two away from the end of the wing. Since the end shouldn't be too thick, we start with our actual lining a bit further down. This is one of the biggest mistakes many make. We want a fine and pointy end, so we automatically guarantee that by starting further down. Step 4: The finish Now all we have to do is draw the line along the roots of the lashes. If you are unable to do it in one stroke, don't worry! Just draw dots and connect them one by one. You can train with a kohl pencil at first since you can easily correct mistakes with a cotton swab. Tips & Tricks Your body posture can ease things up. Rest your elbow on something and lift up your chin. Once you get the hang of how to draw a line, use waterproof eyeliner. Otherwise, it will start to smear naturally over the day, and I am not sure if you want to rock the panda-eyes-look. The line must be drawn as close as possible to the lash line so that the effect of the eyeliner really shines. If the gap is too large, the positive effect of thickening the lash line is missing. For the days where you can't put too much time into your makeup but still want to slay the day, I have a tip for you: Sharpen your pencil for a precise point, draw a thin line along your upper lash lines, really close to the roots with the tip. It doesn't matter if the line is perfect, as long as it's thin. Then grab an angled brush to smooth out the edge of the line, working from the inner corner outwards, and the further you go out, the more you can thicken the line. That way, you can have a soft line. It's fast, easy, and super forgiving. Thank you for reading this post! I hope you found this tutorial helpful and informative. Remember, makeup is all about self-expression and having fun. Don't be afraid to experiment with different products and techniques to find what works best for you. Let me know in the comments if you have topics that interest you, and also your feedback! ♥ Yours, Dunya Comments are enabled.

NEWS • Crime Written by Yunisa DELGADO-FLORES • June 15th, 2022 — 3:58AM • Updated June 15th, 2022 — 12:30pm Los Santos man wanted for four serial-killings in LS County. $50k bounty, DA offers During an LSPD press conference late in June the 14th, detectives from the LSPD and Deputy DA's from Los Santos County's District Attorney's Office announced an arrest warrant against Elijah Mandela, a 25 year old San Andreas resident, for the murder of four women. Elijah Mandela, wanted for 4 counts of murder and 2 counts of attempted murder - Courtesy of the Los Santos Police Department. Elijah Mandela, a 25-year-old male living within San Andreas, has been suspected of murdering a total of four women over the past year. There’s an active warrant out for his arrest, and the District Attorney’s Office is offering a $50,000 bounty for information leading to his arrest. “To convict an individual in the United States a prosecutor must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that an individual is guilty, which is not an easy task, especially for cases such as murders.” said Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Li at a press conference held in Vespucci’s Police Station on June the 14th; started at 10:00pm. “Our system was made that way so no innocent ends up in prison for a crime he did not commit. “Recently, an arrest warrant was approved for the suspect that maybe behind all the alleged murders. The District Attorney's Office will remain transparent with the people, and will be revealing the suspect's name. Elijah Mandela is Hispanic twenty-five-year-old man living within the state of San Andreas, and we have enough evidence that we believe we can prove, beyond any reasonable doubt, that he is in fact [the owner of the blog].” Jennifer Li mentioned the name of the blog, dubbing it as a moniker for Elijah. The Daily News has removed the name of the blog from the article due to the graphic nature of the blog’s content as well as the desire to not nickname the killer. Soon after saying their name, Jennifer Li lifted up a photograph of Elijah Mandela to those in the room; his face revealed to the press and the public. Mandela, according to detectives from the Los Santos Police Department and prosecutors within the District Attorney’s Office of Los Santos County, is responsible for the death of four women across Los Santos County. Elijah, through his online blog where he shares photographic evidence of his crimes, claims to be a photographer and an artist. “I filmed my first video with the help of a young girl named Claire. It was gorgeous, but far from a master piece in my opinion. The photos came out good, and she will be remembered for it.”, wrote the owner of the blog in the blog's journal page. Claire was one of the two woman who were the subject of videos on the blog Mandela allegedly created. The videos showcased a brutal beating of the women is question after a stocky male figure, which law enforcement claim to be Elijah, forces them to pose in various positions against their will. Detective Haas of the Los Santos Police Department detailed how they found the body of the four victims. “On the 20th of April, Los Santos Police Department detectives investigated a series of coordinates that were received via an external website … These coordinates led detectives to a partially exhumed female victim in the Tongva Valley area.” The coordinates were accompanied with two photographs; a bridge within the Tonga Valley area along with a close-up of a nearby sign that read “Head Downstream”. “Following a systematic and thorough excavation of the area, investigators were able to identify a singular female victim at this site. Investigators were able to identify the victim as Mercia Sauer, who had been registered as a missing persons by the Los Santos County Sheriff's Department in September of 2021. “On the 2nd of May, following a series of additional images posted on the website, City Police investigators located a second homicide victim in the Capital Boulevard area. The South-Central homicide desk investigated this incident, and identified a singular female victim, identified as Samantha Johnson, a young resident of Mirror Park. “On the 22nd of May, investigators received an anonymous tip pertaining to a third victim, linked to an additional series of images that appeared on the allison7521 website. Investigators identified a singular female victim in the North Chumash area, who was later identified as Ella Winchester. “On the 10th of June, detectives discovered a fourth victim following a series of images posted on the allison7521 website. The Department has not yet been able to identify this victim, who is a young female of Asian-American ethnicity. However, thanks to the strenuous efforts of forensic experts and analysts, significant forensic evidence has been retrieved from the scene. “We are currently awaiting DNA testing to confirm the victim’s identity and inform the family” One of the ways law enforcement gathered evidence against Elijah to file the warrant was through analyzing the candid-photos taken and uploaded onto their blog. The photos were often from a high birds-eye view, taken atop of various buildings across the Vinewood-Hawick area. “Investigators were able to locate a series of areas described as 'lookout spots' that had been utilized as vantage points to create the countless images posted across the website, and the FaceBrowser account previously. “Through the strenuous efforts of forensic technicians and tire track analysts, investigators were able to secure substantial forensic evidence to progress the investigation and identify key information, such as the suspect vehicle.” The vehicle in question is a rusted dark-blue Yagou Classic. The vehicle was seen near the site of Elijah’s first arrest by the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department, and Claire later confirmed the van's description to the Daily News. Elijah Mandela, detained by the Los Santos County Sheriff's Department; he was later released from custody — Courtesy of Ashton Love, Paradise. May 13th. Elijah Mandela was previously detained by the Los Santos County Sheriff's Department according to reports from the LSPD and the DA's Office. However, due to a lack of evidence, the DA was unable to press charges and Mandela was released from custody. “On the 13th of May, following a joint investigation between the Los Santos Police Department and Los Santos County Sheriff's Department, a singular male suspect was apprehended and detained by the Sheriff's Department, following a positive identification of the suspect vehicle. At this time, investigators were not able to pursue charges. “As the Deputy District Attorney rightly mentioned, convicting an individual within the united states can be a monumental task, especially in investigations such as this.”, Haas explained in a response to a question by LSN’s Troy Francis. “At the time, the suspicions could not be substantiated beyond a reasonable doubt. As such, Mister Mandela was released at the time. All claims against Mister Mandela have since been substantiated, and as mentioned by the Deputy District Attorney, the Los Santos Police Department is now pursuing an active arrest warrant to bring Mister Mandela to justice.” Deputy DA Jennifer Li reinforced this statement later on in the press conference. They refused to detail the changes in information between the arrest on the 13th and the information that the DA possesses now. “I obviously can't release any more information than that as it's still an ongoing investigation, and as Detective Haas said, it may harm our investigation if we release too much information." EDITOR'S NOTE, 12PM: The article was published with the desire for a speedy release of the suspect's identity. However, in the rushed nature of this process, we neglected to gather a comment from the Los Santos County Sheriff's Department regarding the detainment on May the 13th against Elijah Mandela. This is a failing on the Daily News' journalistic standard and we wish to rectify this. We are currently waiting a comment from the LSSD, with the request for a statement submitted at 12pm on June the 15th to Public Information Officers within LSSD. "The Los Santos Police Department requests any individuals with any information regarding this cowardly individual and the associated incidents to step forward. Information may be provided to the Department anonymously, and we are looking into the possibility of a reward scheme for individuals that provide substantial information or evidence that lead to charges." If anyone has any information regarding the whereabouts of Mandela, they can contact Detective Haas and the Los Santos Police Department through the LSPD's non emergency line 9101. Comments are enabled: Username: Comment:

OFFICIAL SOUTH CENTRAL GANG MAP GANG GRAFFITI BRIEF DISCLAIMER & CONTACT INFORMATION Information may or may not be entirely accurate, suspected gang areas were mapped out based on gang graffiti, activity, news broadcast and police reports. If you would like to forward any accurate and well researched information / knowledge on gangs and their turf around Los Santos to be displayed on the map please email them to "[email protected]" Photos of street gang related hit-ups can be posted on the forum and will be added to the "Gang Graffiti" section once seen. Comments are enabled and unmoderated.

UNNERVING ODDITIES OF THE GOLD COAST Hello ghosts and ghouls of San Andreas! I'm Mercy, a recent transplant to this horrible place from a different horrible place called Portland. My hometown of Portland is a really weird place with an undercity of old unmapped tunnels and fenced-off suburban parks with weird freemason obelisks. I used to love going around and committing minor breaches of the law (such as trespassing - honestly private property just makes life so much less fun) in order to find and photograph weird shit so I figure, what the hell. New state means new adventures. Not having grown up here though I don't know about any of this weird shit there most definitely is around this drought-stricken wasteland SO naturally I made a blog and here's how it works: STEP ONE: Comment with weird shit you've seen or heard about or things going on this page. STEP TWO: I will use my own time and money to go check this weird shit out and write a blog post about what I find there, any mysteries I solve, interviews with weirdos I meet. Now I'm not going into this with no content either - I heard a juicy rumor about a strange coyote mutilation up north so I'm gonna be chasing that lead alongside any that come in from you commenters. Blog updates will be posted on this thread and linked here as they come out. Stay spooky! [SUBMISSIONS ARE ENABLED!] Username: Comment:

Review of Golden Crust Bakery Homepage By: The Celery Sisters GOLDEN CRUST BAKERY The first business we investigated in our mission to bring clean living to the conscientious people of Los Santos was Golden Crust Bakery, an interesting looking bakery near Morningwood. They appear to be an authentic Italian bakery, supplying coffee and various baked goods. Vegan options: Honestly, their treatment of vegans borderlines on discrimination. We asked politely whether they carry vegan options and they said that they do, however they had currently sold their stock. Whilst this would be a fine and reasonable excuse, with more and more people waking up to the realities of this world and choosing a clean-living lifestyle, we found out later that this was a complete lie. It later came out that they sell very little vegan pastries, in fact most days none, and therefore they just do not stock a vegan option at all and have to make them from scratch. In fact, a large amount of the menu they refused to make a vegan alternative at all, so our choices at their bakery were extremely limited. Once we had ordered what we could (a donut, a cannoli and a millefoglie) we were left to wait for an extremely long amount of time. This is not a good place to go if you are a busy Vegan on the go. We have discussed the fact that they should stock vegan options that were made that morning, the same time as the rest of their pastries, and they did not seem opposed to this, at least at first. This is at least something which gave this writer a little hope that perhaps this bakery could be a safe haven for those who choose a clean life, but alas, as you will read, there are several reasons why my hopes were dashed. In short, their pastries were awful. We asked for unsalted pistachios on the cannoli and it would seem that they added MORE salt to the nuts. It was truly disgusting. The vegan custard in the millefoglie was like water, completely gross and made the rest of the pastry a soggy, sticky mess. Even the donut, the simplest pastry to make, was inedible. When we returned these items to the counter to complain, we were met with a very muted response and a refusal to return our money, at least at first. We were directed to the owner of the establishment who was otherwise engaged, something I will get to in a moment. In short, 1/5 stars for this category. It would be zero, although they did manage to eventually produce something that could be considered vegan, however inedible it was. I am willing to revise this upon further reviews showing that they do stock high quality vegan options alongside their other stock. Sustainability: Whilst we were unable to do a full review of the sourcing of their ingredients, we did get to view their packaging. The items were presented in a paper bag with a GCB sticker on it. The sticker, in my opinion, was wholly unnecessary. We had to immediately rip it to get to the goods. All the wasted processing power and chemicals that went into that sticker was rendered immediately useless the second it was stuck on the bag. The items were individually wrapped in waxed paper, another indescribably awful choice. For the sake of a little luxury, this company opted to use wax made from palm oil (the manufacture of which is devastating to the environment) to render paper completely unable to be recycled. It is jaw-droppingly ignorant and just so unneeded when sustainable options are readily available. 0/5 stars for this category. Business Model/Ethics: The bakery purports to being a family run bakery. The inside of the space looks nice, if a bit manufactured for the likes of the sisterhood. More plants and other homages to Mother Earth would be appreciated to ensure that their company provides a calming space. Right inside the door is a sign that immediately restricts their patrons freedom of expression. It states a strict dress code and standard of behavior, stating anyone who does not abide by their rules would not receive service. The fact that they wish to impose a dress code on a person simply wishing to access food is beyond me. However, I would have been willing to let this slide had the situation that unfolded not happen. A group of three children entered the premises after we did and expressed their frustration at the hold up of service. Their frustration was mirrored by our own, as it was taking a long time for the staff to arrange our vegan order. The children expressed their frustration in the way that felt natural to them and their socialization. Yes, this did include some hard Rs and an F bomb or two, but nothing overtly insulting or aggressive, just in a tone that followed the themes of their vernacular. The management decided, upon hearing this, to call the police to arrest the children. This draconian measure was taken almost instantly and left us stunned. The children were not threatening, nor were they even aggressive. Just merely using words that the owner objected to. The police arrived and ejected the children, who then had to deal with this terrifying experience for almost 20 minutes outside whilst we waited for our pastries. In fact, the owner was still dealing with the police when we went to discuss our refund with him. When we spoke to the owner, he became very aggressive towards us, calling us "half brained" and "coco" because we chose a healthy living path. When I pointed out that his words and general demeanor was worse than that of the children, he had called the police on, he refused to accept the argument and continued his attack. When I pointed out to the police officer that perhaps he should do something about the verbally abusive, discriminatory business owner, I was told this was a civil matter. It would seem that if you own property you are allowed to force people to treat you how you wish to be treated, but if you do not you have to deal with all the abuse a close minded and, let's face it, racist, business owner can throw at you. -1/5 stars Overall: 0/5 stars - this place should be avoided at all costs by anyone with a sense of decency or wishing to live a clean lifestyle. If they wish to appeal this rating then they can do so by applying via our business email and explaining the measures they have put in place to ensure that their customers can enjoy a safe and welcoming environment within their bakery. - The Celery Sisters. -Comments are enabled- Username: Comment:

((A photo of the writer, taken in the deep concrete jungles of LS)) Chapter 1: First Things First This is a crazy city but just like any other I must survive and get to the bottom of it just like any other city in America. I immediatly rented out a Blista from the Airport with an empty check. It'll take them some time to find me. I made my way to some motel in the back streets that would put the whorehouses in Banghok to shame but we'll talk about this later. After settling down in my room, I was hungry for some action and some high-quality Mexican blow, but more of the blow. I made it out with my Acapulco shirt and shorts and made my way in to the city. The first person I meet is some brown guy, that called himself Rakama or something, that was trying to push me these Punisher shaped X. I'd be happy to pop a couple but I was coming down from acid from the blotter I took in the plane so I didn't really wanted to mess up with my high BUT this was a great opportunity to get into the side of the town I was interested in and also to get a ride in to somewhere in town, my legs were fucking killing me. Turns out our little pusher-boy works as a Barista so we go to his workplace to drink some beans harvested by Latin-American slaves. Fucking fascist pigs... Anyways, the cafe is fucking closed but Rakama has a solution. Five minutes later, I'm on the phone with the owner of the place. A fat dyke called Madson or Madison or something. She's obviously uncomfortable but must be a greedy cow because she comes to open his shop in couple of minutes. After getting inside, I order a black American and of course the fatso gets offended. I remembered why I don't like this town straight away. I drink it as soon as possible and walk away like nothing happened. I have no money at all, and definetly no money to waste on shitty caffeine. After I leave with some free coffee in my belly some punk kid hits a car with his bicycle, while the owner is there. This is when my vulture insticts kick in. I ask for some compensation for the man so that I can pocket some of it as a good samaritan. My investigative processes need some investment after all. This midget starts talking some kind of a knock-off trap rapper straight away: "Nigga" this "nigga" that. I can't take it anymore so I give him a surprise pocket baking-soda rather than sand (we are not in LS after all) and get the hell out of there. Luckily I got a box of this stuff from some Indian corner-store. I went back to my motel after this and surfed the web for some bikes. Some bastard from Redneck-County asks me for thirty-one large ones so... I tell him where to shove it and hang up. After getting some rest and getting boozed on quart of Rum, I leave my room and get a taxi. I tell her where can I get wasted, fuck, snort and scratch some fleas all at the same time. She obliged and we made our way. I wasn't planning to pay her but she wasn't the smartest one to remember to turn on the counter. Stupid twat. While cruising and chatting, some Chink hits our car and just like before we are out of the car asking for compensation. I like this girl so I'm more inclined to push him more. His accent is really doing my head in and one thing leads to another, we start exchanging hands. Everyone knows that Chinks can't fight so his friends jump in. I get couple of punches in but I am in no hurry to get knocked out in my first days in LS. While this is happening, I realise this girl, Ivy, has more balls than all these Chinks combined. She takes out a big, fuck-off size, bat from his taxi and starts breaking some cock-sucking heads but like I said the yellow man are not really the bravest so the moron pulls out his piece in the middle of the street. While all this is happening, a fire marshal comes by but like we all guessed she can't do anything. She goes ahead and TAZES the wrong fucking guy and the Chink makes a run for it. I always said I hate pigs and they won't dissapoint all the time. I think this is all for now. I think I like this town. There will be more dark, head-ache inducing to come and I will of course write no matter what. Stay strong, fuckers.

vespuccistoner.org - highdeas for fellow stoner bros and brolinas vespuccistoner.org post #3 : brain fog, chicks and meeting ur idles honestly dudes, ladies and everybody inbetwen? today i got brain fog... so a lot of you prob never experienced that cuz ur lower end smokers not adicts like me but guys and gals that do that shiz nit every day? yu all know that this is the freakin worst my brain feels freaking empty like 2 days a week like im blinded in the brainal cavaties. also i hired a chick to dance for me and willy boy like it was nothin at all, tell all below what causes brain fog? bascally if you get too turnt out one night and u are so high it bleeds into the next mornin? that causez brain flog, and it lasts the whole freaking day, its like a diability man it hurts the head so much that it makes youfeel like you just exist but dont say anything like when u have brain fog you ar eprety much just a rock, a stone, a fr***in nothing man. im just a pepperoni sittin on a pizza basicaly. now before any of u acall the cops on me am i feelin any strange thots? ya some what but idk dudes i realy need to chill on buddha do u even know how hard it is to take down orders at papa vics when ur brain literally only works 20% i mean lets be honest im one of the smarter guys in vespuci i know how to use a blog and shiz nit so in about 5 years from now im gonna be making more money than any of you lol so what if im wroking at a pizza place rn? gonna be on top of the world soon just watch me i paid a chick 5 grand to dance for me in my RV so like i was sayin earlier? i saw an ad on the internet that was offerin a service for dancing right? so i call that immediately i bang that line (as you guys know ive got a girlfriend sage) so either way i call the chick right she comes over and for five grand she drop down her clothes and she dancing on BIG H BABY! my girl is way hotter and shizz but either way it was cool shes this blonde chick named something russhian? idk lol but she offered me a bargain: before any of u dudes get afraid and call the cops? no i didnt say yes so basically she offered me s*x for money right? i was like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... uhhhhhhhhhhh" i was basically really tempted here and i looked at willy and he wasnt down to smash eithor so i was out man i was like naw naw im good im good but thanks for the dance and she whispers into my ear like all hot like : "im gona do it hard next time if u pay the money" so im just like damn can u leave now lol?? im married to my girlfriend here so she dips and beau is passed out on the bed like its nothing just greened out from our sesh since he just got out of the can for posession and shit we had to smoke up and say f*** the police a few times man u know how it goes and sh** plus we were celebrating his promotion to supervisor at papa vics and shiiii**** like bro it was a good ngiht basically never meet your idles so a lot of you bros in vespucci im not gonna name the guyyy i think its weeeeird man but like theres this cool dude who works at the bike shop in vespucci and shiiiz i always thought he was a dope a** guy and shizz but man like the guy was not as chill as i thought he almost like kinda thought i stunk man like i wasnt even good or cool man honestly hart breaking to me because i idolize taht guy like hes chocolate and ive been havin the munchies for a hour idk man im bummed out by that i invite the guy to party at my rv and hes like naaa im on a date with this banging goth chick im like yea ok man fine but bros before hos right? idk bros and brolinas no disrespect to him i like him the guy too much sometimes you just wanna smoke a bowl with someone u wanna get to know you feel that? word up no slide and shiii** like for real. never meet your idels-... so umm thanks for reaaadin and shiiiit but guys im gonna question for you: is it cheating on ur girlfriend if she doesnt know and also its a hooker? let me know down below. also? heres a song by Howard from Vespucci Hosted By freeblogsls.org Comment Below! Name: Comment: