[K-LSN] The Evening News 11/10/23: Charge on Goodwater dropped, Davis High, Jonathan Spencer founds new party

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This broadcast originally aired on 11th October, 2023, 11 p.m.

 

The Evening News

with Carry Saunders

 

Tonight:

Charge on Senator Branch Goodwater dropped

Davis High Donation speech: The full background info& what the money will be used for

Former Republican Chairman Jonathan Spencer announces foundation of new party

 

 

 

Allegedly Goodwaters helicopter, parked in the yard of his Vinewood Hills Mansion

 

 

Mr Rakeem Ahmad, Principal of Davis High, expresses his gratitude for the generous donation made by senator A. Brandenburg

 

An elderly man protesting gets escorted out of the gym hall.

 

 

Jonathan Spencer, former chairman of the Republican Party, starts his own political movement

 

 

 

 

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Edited October 12, 2023 by knppel

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