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Mayoral Erection 2020 This entire thing is really bad for my skin so it's gonna be a short one. Seriously, I keep breaking out from the stress of it so I just gave up and asked the candidates to send me short statements outlining their vision for the future of Los Santos. I reproduce it all fully unedited and without any of my usual brand of opinionated satire. This is so you have a real chance to evaluate the candidates based on their merits and their individual plan for the future. Super serious. © 2020 Los Santos Vixen. All fights deserved. Independent Candidate Malikah Saleh With the eye of a newt, the heart of a cow, the tongue of a shrew, the breast of a sow... I shall invoke the spirits, to take from the wealthy, and force-feed the hungry. By the winds of the land, I shall strike with my hand, each and every shitty band... A plague of locusts upon those, who in their hearts have chose, to slight and blight the earth! Inshallah, I see... I see the Los Santos Caliphate RISING! *Unintelligible cackling* Republican Candidate Oswald Halford There you have it folks, two uniquely terrifying visions for the future all in your hands. Check out their similarly terrifying websites below: Independent Roving Gypsy Malikah Saleh Republican Not-the-Zodiac-Killer Oswald Halford Disclaimer -> Comments are enabled ADD US ON FACEBROWSER OR PERISH.
