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"The choice of the hard-working mariner and the discerning smuggler." The Buckingham TUG SOLD What You're Buying 2,500 kW Diesel Engine: You may not be able to outrun the coastguard, but you can capsize them with your wake. 100kg Cargo Hold: The largest cargo space offered by any vessel in San Andreas. 500-gph Bilge Pump: So you can flush your fuel and fecal matter into the ocean with ease. Only 3.47 Miles on her Odo: Or 3.015348 nautical miles! Generous Deck-space: Whether it's cocktail parties, fishing trips, or dubious deals... this ship has space for it all Captain's Cabin: Lord over your salty sailors while they scrub the poop deck! One Really F&#^ing Big Anchor 4 Complimentary Flotation Devices Purchase of this vessel includes conference of the title 'Tug Master'. "It's practically a yacht. A yacht for the sailor that values practicality over luxury." Photo Gallery LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The seller of this vessel does not condone, endorse, or encourage the illicit trafficking of any of the following: drugs, firearms, counterfeit currency, unlawful quantities of fish, people, dead people, exotic animals, knock-off action figures, stolen automobiles, Soviet-era nuclear weapons, nerve toxins, pornography, or any other illegal goods or services not mentioned above. The fact that the Tug's cargo hold is capable of holding all aforementioned and highly dangerous substances is completely coincidental. LEGAL DISCLAIMER No. 2: The seller of this vessel advises all potential buyers to use the Buckingham Tug only for lawful labor and recreational activities. Using the Buckingham Tug for the commission of activities such as piracy, international drug smuggling, invading sovereign island nations, or sailing directly into the Del Perro Pier are highly illegal unless first endorsed by the United States Federal Government. LEGAL DISCLAIMER No. 3: DO NOT, under any circumstance, attempt to take the Buckingham Tug on public beaches or roadways. The Buckingham Tug is a sea-fairing vessel and is not meant for travel across land of any kind.
