[23GJCR00240] People of GTA World v. Price

[NexusExodus]

The Port Authority will now be taking over this case due to the offences taking place on the water.

 

 

[Price]

Your honor, I'm requesting this case to be dismissed. The people of GTAW are trying to have me touch grass in the middle of the desert.

[Frezemis]

(( Price has been removed from the server due to not having grass at their location, they can appeal their ban when they have confirmed that they touched grass. ))

[munnezza]

Your honor, this jury demands a trial by combat. 

[Frezemis]

Just now, munnezza said:

Your honor, this jury demands a trial by combat. 

Trial denied. Case has been concluded.

[FatCatTuxedo]

*an extremely large feline animal wearing a tight fitting tuxedo would attempt to enter the courtroom but ultimately fail as he would be far too girthy to pass through the double doorway*

[Mecovy]

Your honor sorry I'm late, my name's Troy Mcclure, you may remember me from such cases as; my 16th wife divorces me and takes all my money. I'm here for the defense and presenting my opening argument as follows.

 

Tuus honor hoc iudicium est illicitum. Stultum pretium est simpliciter iudicium sustinere. Pro immediata custodia emissionem vocamus. Nemo congendus est herbam tangere. 

 

Thank you. 

Edited June 3, 2023 by Mecovy

[Deuce]

Your honor one must smoke grass in order to have received the true touch of grass.

 

 

I am Doctor Pot.

[AugustusInRoma]

Your honor, I respectfully decline the offer and double it to the next person

[Dustyboi]