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Username: sand4
Comment: joey cline is corrupt and so is his force of bullies. the DA office is full of empty headed numbskulls and the los santos police department have a picture of themselves next to the word "incompetent" in the english dictionary. this entire thing is dumb. everybody involved is dumb.

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Username: Dan

Comment: Sheriffs couldn't get any so they take the girl for prostitution. Detectives were looking for a two-way.

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29 minutes ago, Cocaine Capital said:

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Comment: vespucci beach bitch im waiting


Username: BIG_BOWSER

Comment: am by the smoke shop come

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Username: RealAmericanPatriot

Comment: As per usual, WOMEN, in positions of POWER, cannot be trusted! This could all be avoided if she was married with kids!

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17 minutes ago, Wildcat said:

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Comment: If the Sheriff's Department is corrupt, WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?! Get a grip!!

Username: sand4
Comment: hard to prove corruption when they arrange your death during a convenient traffic stop gone wrong. they claim to battle gang crime but are the biggest gang on the island. to make matters worse, joey cline has a jewish nose. he's probably a kike.

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Username: TheRealGabeRuiz


I doubt that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department’s yes-men will understand the magnitude and importance of what it is that I am about to reveal in this letter. Nevertheless, the possibility that even one such individual might awaken to the truth and begin to understand that it is irresponsible to accept everything at face value obliges me to continue. By way of introduction, let me just say that I’m sure the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department wouldn’t want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to pull us back into a darker, more disordered world? I apologize if this disappoints you, but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department cannot be tamed by tolerance and accommodation but is actually spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue inciting hatred and violence against vulnerable and marginalized minorities. In many ways, the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department needs to stop living in denial. It needs to wake up and realize that even if the majority of its collaborators are peaceful, 20% of them turn us into easy prey for stuck-up, debauched Philistines. 20% is in fact a large number of people—and is probably a low estimate. You should therefore not disregard the fact that we have a choice between two different visions of our future. The Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s vision is unforgiving, unctuous, and based on the idea that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can’t possibly outgrow the host’s ability to manage the crowd. The other vision is hopeful, generous, and confident in the knowledge that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s protégés enjoy telling us things like, The Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. I suppose such twisted phrases are aimed at those among us who fail to use their critical thinking skills to understand that ignorance is bliss. This may be why the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s blackshirts are generally all smiles.


In the past, I’ve said that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s historical record of morally corrupt, polyloquent précis is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of its serfs. Were I to make such a generalization today it would contain a few weasel words—an escape hatch or that indispensable cliche that it is apparent where the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s loyalties lie. But because the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s whitewash of the issue offers no real analysis of the situation that resulted in its cocky ululations in the first place, I am not ready to retract my conviction or to recant error.


I have the following to say to the assertion that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department : Baloney! Let me clue you in on a little something: The Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department has offered to deter its helpmates from advertising magical diets and bogus weight-loss pills. Did it follow through with that? No, of course not. This failure may be the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s most consequential broken promise. It suggests that perhaps what I find most troubling is the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s desire to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size—and to do so recklessly, without giving even the slightest amount of thought to the possible consequences.


We all learned the Golden Rule in school. Maybe the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department was absent that day. The Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department immerses its logorrheic editorials in clever hyperbole to shroud its true goal of going to great lengths to conceal its true aims and mislead the public. But let’s not lose perspective. I fully intend to oppugn its gormless, neurotic biases. when people ask me, What can I do to help?, I always suggest that they provide some balance to the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s one-sided commentaries. Such actions are moral in the true sense of the word. Furthermore, they help people see that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department ’s campaigns of malice and malignity are becoming increasingly meretricious. They have already begun to play fast and loose with the truth. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department to form the association in the public’s mind between any exhortations it disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. If you don’t want such a time to come then help me burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. Help me rise above the narrow confines of self-existence to the broader concerns of all humanity. Without going into all the details of how that can be accomplished, let me say simply that it’s not uncommon in our community for people to express their concern that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department will use both overt and covert deceptions to deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department may be generating by next weekend. If I’ve heard that sentiment once, I’ve heard it a thousand times. (Come to think of it, I probably have heard it a thousand times.)


Given that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department considers George Orwell’s masterpiece, 1984, to be a how-to book on creating a tolerant utopia rather than a work of fiction describing a dystopian nightmare, it stands to reason that it insists that it has no choice but to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary. Its reasoning is that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but biggety, obnoxious serpents generally insist that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. How little they know! Such people could never grasp that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department not only lies but brags about its lying to its compeers. Finally, any mistakes in this letter are strictly my fault. But if you find any factual error or have more updated information on the subject of the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department, the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department -inspired versions of scapegoatism, etc., please tell me so I can write an even stronger letter next time.

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48 minutes ago, mother_superior said:

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I doubt that the Los Santos County Sheriff’s Department’s yes-men...


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Your thoughts, my friend, are totally justified. You can notice how legions of historians rise as one to say that the Protocols are an antisemitic fake. I would gladly share some of my thoughts on that cause I have red some of the pre-WW2 allegations in support of the jewish authorship of this. Very very very interesting is to know that even though there are many studies (like that of 1921) allegedly proving the falsehood of the Protocols, there are many supportive sources of serious authors. Naturally, afther the WW2 such literature does not exist, thus all we have, are the sources of 1920s and 1930s.

If you want to go to a clash about this topic, its not that hard as it seems:

1) you cannot go into the theme of what parody it is... Because it does not matter. You need to stay in the topic. The top answer to the Protocols is: It does not matter who wrote the train schedule. The question is whether the trains do run accordingly.

2) The mandatory conspiracy theory says that the Tzar secret police wrote it. The argument of an Serbian intellectual (If you desperately need his name, hit me with a message) from 1920s says it very logically: the Protocols do bear such a shocking signature of hatred towards the christianity that its authorship is obvious. Even if this is not used as clear argument, the question I would ask is - if somebody believes that the tzarist police was purposely creating this lie, than they must have had a crystal ball, cause most of it is true these days.

3) The particular protocol talking about rulling the society through entertainment industry has became hardcore reality in Hollywood. The counter-argument is: The tzarist police (allegedly... ) writes things about rulling masses throught entertainment at the time when the top entertainment was a nomadic circus?!

4) swiss court in 1936 approved indirectly the authenticity of the Protocols in a case where the jews were sueing the publisher.

And I could continue like this on and on. You wanna destroy the opponent? go protocol by protocol, dont discuss the book as such. After 100 years its time for summary of what has come true...

EMERGING FROM DEEP SECRECY, portions of the Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion were brought to light in the late 19th Century in France. It is a fascinating story, presented here in a unique, unprecedented and thoroughly documented fashion. Months of intense research has gone into this work.
In 1884, a Mademoiselle Justine Glinka, the daughter of a Russian general, was engaged in Paris in gathering political information for the court of Tzar Alexander III.
Glinka employed a Jewish agent named Joseph Schoerst, alias Shapiro, who had passed himself off as a Freemason and a member of the Mizraim Lodge, a Jewish Masonic order with its own particular rites and protocols. None other than Solomon Rothschild, scion of the Jewish banking dynasty, was a prominent member of the French Freemasons.
Schoerst offered to Glinka for the sum of 2,500 francs, a document which he said would interest her greatly. This document contained extraordinary dictated writings from assorted speeches which would later be included in the final compilation of the Protocols of Zion.
Glinka quickly passed the document to her immediate superior in Paris, General Orgeyevski, who sent them, in turn, to General Cherevin, Minister of the Interior, for transmission directly to the Imperial Court in St Petersburg.
Upon Cherevin’s death in 1896, he willed a copy of his memoirs containing the Protocols to Tzar Nicholas II.


Glinka’s information eventually found its way into the hands of one Sergei Nilus, a highly educated Russian mystic attached to Tsar Nicholas II’s court who served as Minister of Foreign Religions.
In 1902, Nilus published, “The Rule of Satan on Earth - Notes of an Orthodox Believer,” in which he cites excerpts from this early aggregation of the material first purchased by Madame Glinka.
Next stop for the Protocols occurred in 1903 when a prominent publisher by the name of Pavel Krusheva quoted writings from the Protocols in his daily newspaper, Znamya. After its publication, Krusheva suffered an attempt on his life and from that moment on, he lived in constant fear and had to carry weapons for his own protection. He also took the step of being accompanied by a personal cook to prevent being poisoned.
In 1905, Sergei Nilus published a new edition of his “Rule of Satan” which included a complete version of the Protocols as the final chapter. This was the first time a full compilation of the Protocols had been made available to the general public in book form.
In 1917, (the same year of the final Russian Revolution), Nilus had prepared a final edition – fully documented - but before he could distribute it, Kerensky, a half-Jew, who had succeeded to power after the Revolution, had most of the copies destroyed. Anyone caught by the Bolsheviks in possession of The Protocols was shot on the spot.
In 1918, the Protocols appeared again in a Moscow periodical, The Sentinel, marked by the Jewish-led Bolsheviks as a counter-revolutionary newspaper. In February, 1919, the Bolsheviks ordered the newspaper shut down.
In 1924, Professor Nilus was arrested by the Jewish-dominated “Cheka,” imprisoned, and then tortured. He was told by the president of the court (who was Jewish) that this treatment was meted out to him for “having done them (the Zionist Bolshevik Jews) incalculable harm in publishing the Protocols.”

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The Los Santos County Sheriff's Department is corrupt and I have the evidence to prove it! The pyramid with eyes spoke to me and told me this morning. I was playing all the Mass Effect 3 demos and trying to find some way to stop the war between the Xenarians and my race. I found a human in one of the demos and he revealed the conspiracy to me!

This is when I found the notorious leader of the county Sheriff's Department, Joseph Cline, and his online girlfriend Joanne Roderick. They also revealed some secrets to me that no other journalist had been able to uncover before!
Mass Effect 3 Director Casey Hudson states that Mr. Joseph Cline was at least partially responsible for the suicide of a young girl in 2012. She had been working with Joseph Cline in the past, and one of the things she confessed to Joseph Cline was the fact that she had been downloading and sharing child pornography. This wasn't in the final game but it was for a long time seen as the most damning piece of evidence that Joseph Cline was involved in something heinous. It was also a scandal that other journalists, including myself, tried to report on but was taken off of E3 press release simply because of the glaring scandal.
This entire scandal has blown up in people's faces since Mr. Joseph Cline was promoted to his current position as Sheriff of Los Santos County! He's been all over the news since he took office. I plan on filing a complaint with the FBI about Joseph Cline and Joanne Roderick for the crimes they've committed, and I'll have some harsh words for BioWare too! They're all guilty of creating this horrible universe, and they must take responsibility for it!
No more secrets from you! I'm done being an ignorant sheep! I'm no longer afraid of the evil conspiracies this world engenders. I'm not afraid of the Merciless' Darkness. If I have to personally destroy every male Shepard to prove my beliefs are right, then so be it!
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The pyramid with eyes spoke to me again and gave me more orders. It told me about the Sheriff and his proclivities towards kids! Joseph Cline is a child molester!

Several times I was given instruction to watch him to see what he was doing. I was also told to watch various camp meetings that Joseph Cline attended. The Pyramid told me that I was to confront him at these meetings and report back to it. I was also instructed to tell the authorities about the Pyramid and his intentions.
I remember also being told that there was a much more important Pyramid all around the world and that the one in Portland was simply a minor part of it. This is where I was supposed to go next, I was to go to Poland and to try and destroy the group there. I was to go to the Pyramid in Iceland and destroy it there. I was to go to Israel and destroy it there. I was also told to destroy a Pyramid in Russia.
Each time I received an instruction the Pyramid became more and more clearly defined to me. It’s face was red and it was like the Pyramid was truly my father. I would be told that I was being told this because I had disappointed my father. I was told that the reason my father was so angry with me was because I was so disobedient and disrespectful. He felt that I was never going to fit into his dreams and his plans.
I remember being told to remove my shirt to prove that I was willing to do what it said I would do. I believe the Pyramid was saying that it could see the emotions I had for Joseph Cline. This was done because the Pyramid felt that it might be possible for Joseph Cline to be the center of the pyramid if I was there. It would be impossible for me to destroy the pyramid if the Pyramid was my father.
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