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Female Government Official Too Hot To Be Competent

 

BY JACK POTT

 

 

Los Santos, SA - On 5th January 2022, one commenter on FaceBrowser remarked something major about a government official. While it may have slipped past the attention of dozens of elected officials over the years, it turns out that one specific woman is way too hot to be competent. 

 

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Pictured above: maximum legal level of hotness for a female employee to remain competent.

 

 

The news hit like a sledgehammer. Out of nowhere, in what would have been an otherwise unremarkable status update, a very accurate comment brought something to everyone's attention. Indeed, miss Jenna Gardiner of the LS Government is way too hot to be competent - the two being absolutely incompatible. 

 

« no wonder ls goes fucking downhill » the poster started, in a very strong opening statement. « Its looks like they hired Prestige models as employees. » they then continued, in reference to the Prestige model agency that publishes random pictures and ads every few months. Finally, they concluded with a powerful « Dumb as rocks models » to conclude that vigorous proclamation. 

 

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This acute workplace analyst is indeed right: miss Gardiner is currently not in compliance with San Andreas law, that states that any female employee above a certain level of hotness may not be considered competent in any given domain. Therefore, her employment in the LS Government endangers the city, the state, and possibly the entire American legal system. At the time of writing, the department of transportation and the city attorney are considering several options, including dismissing her, putting her employment on hold until she's considered reasonably unattractive, or disfiguring her with a bandsaw. 

 

We of course contacted the scandalized people, as they didn't seem to find attractive men to be incompetent, but the opposite: they indeed seemed to be impressed by, and admirative of, men who could be business owners, while keeping a high level of attractiveness. We will of course update this article, if they come back to us and explain the discrepancy. 

 

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The Los Santos Reliable Network (LSRN) is a dubious network of suspicious people, providing you with the most less reliable information around. Our articles should be taken as seriously as FaceBrowser HR Managers. 

 

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https://face.gta.world/posts/204856

 

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6 minutes ago, imi said:

Username: BIG_BLACK

Comment: THAT IS NOT MISS GARDINER THOSE ARE THREE SLIMES

Username: LSRN Redaction

Comment: Greetings and thank you for your comment! We wished to remark that the picture indeed does not represent miss Gardiner. It is instead taken from the legal texts, and represents the highest allowed level of hotness, for a female employee - anything above this will immediately make her legally incompetent. Thank you for reading us. Best regards, 

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Username: Helpful_Internet_User420

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As there seems to be some confusion about who is on the picture in the article, I will attach a photo of the extremely attractive Ms Gardiner so there are no further misunderstandings. 

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Username: Paullie

Comments: Step :1 In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter, mix until smooth. Step 2: Heat a lightly oiled griddle or fying pan over medium-high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

 

No but seriously how tf is this news? LSRN wtf have you become? Nobody fucking cares about this sort os bs articles. Go do something serious man, jesus no wonder this city goes downhill 

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Username: Tiffany
Comment:  ""in reference to the Prestige model agency that publishes random pictures and ads every few months. "" Are you on drugs? Random pictures and ads every few months, that's not even what Prestige is about. Shame how in 2022 we still see the society difference between men and women.

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5 hours ago, kilerbite said:

Username: Tiffany
Comment:  ""in reference to the Prestige model agency that publishes random pictures and ads every few months. "" Are you on drugs? Random pictures and ads every few months, that's not even what Prestige is about. Shame how in 2022 we still see the society difference between men and women.


Username: womanhater71
Comment: stay mad, whore. stupid woman

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Username: nerosip

Comment: shitty reporting theres no pic of the accused how can i tell if theyre hot or not is gardiner on quickdate or facebrowser she aint on facebrowser

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