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New fishing act will regulate prison time for un-christian thoughts

 

BY JUSTIN THYME

 

 

Los Santos, SA - On 25th November 2021, Republican Senator Beatrix Gott introduced a new resolution in the upcoming Fishing Act. Its contents sparked some outrage on the Democratic side of the aisle, and in order to better understand the clamor, we looked into this new resolution and what it means. 

 

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In a surprising move, Senator Beatrix Gott of the Republican Party added several new provisions in the upcoming Fishing Act. The act aims to regulate overfishing, as well as introduce the basics of a new maritime law. However, Democrat Senator Phillip Ster raised his voice during a Senate session when he found out about those new provisions, regulating un-christian thoughts and the various attached penalties. 

 

Should the act pass, un-christian ideas such as masturbating, sex before marriage, or voting, will become felonies punishable by 3 to 12 years in prison. The main argument against those, from the Democratic side, is that they have little to nothing to do with fishing in the first place. Republican senator Beatrix Gott did not agree, however, explaining her decision in the following words: 

 

« Nothing in life is more linked than fishing and un-christian thoughts. Think about it. Fishing is an old tradition, that kept man alive. Just like christianity. See? We can also go much further: fish are animals, animals are alive, to live is to reproduce oneselves, which leads to having sex ONLY to have children, which leads us to un-christian thoughts being against life itself. And against fish. It's basic logic. »

 

Regarding the reminder that the separation of chuch and state would not allow for a "christian" set of criterion to be acceptable, an advisor to Senator Gott remarked: « Nobody's given a shit about separation of chuch and state since Reagan dude, get over it already. ».  

 

We will of course keep our keen and acute eyes on this complex political situation, and make sure to keep giving you the most amazingly unreliable information available in San Andreas. 

 

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Comment: What the HELL!! This is fucking disgusting!! I can't believe the Government would do this to us, who the HELL do they think they are!??? They think they can do that just for FISHING??! I'll be PROTESTING this!!!! Thank you LSRN for keeping me updated!!

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