[LSNN] "My July isn't hitting on every girl in town!", says Vega Johnson

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"My July is not hitting on every girl in town!"

 

Johnson, on her balcony attempting to clear up misunderstandings

 

BY CARRY SAUNDERS

 

Los Santos, SA - The above was what Ms. Vega Johnson had to tell our reporter in reference to a recent article by LSNN, in which she spotted several allegedly false statements.

 

"I also want to clear up that [it was not] not Robert [who] ended the relationship, I did", she added, appearing outraged by her depiction as being dumped over the phone by her ex-partner, Robert S.

 

Johnson holding a toaster in her kitchen

 

Several other quotes from Johnson in reference to her new partner, local DJ Julian LeBeau, commonly known as DOUX (whom she calls July in private), can not be reproduced here due to their explicit content. The couple seems to be deeply in love, the DJ booth Johnson set up in her new apartment in Eclipse Tower speaks for itself:

 

A monument of love: The DJ booth in Johnson's apartment

 

A seemingly frustrated and intimidated Johnson further stated to our reporter that Robert S.  called her up following the release of LSNN's last article, blaming her for taking part in this release  - a false allegation  - and threatening her immediately with legal action.

 

"It was so frustrating, I just didn't want to have anything to do with him anymore after all of this", Johnson told us.

 

Furthermore she defied claims S. had coupled up with a good friend of hers just hours after breaking up with her, but nonetheless has strictly shunned the woman in question the past days.

 

LSNN has not been contacted by any legal representatives at this time.

 

 

 

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Edited May 14, 2021 by knppel

[.George]

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Comment: Los Santos ‚‚journalism'' at it's finest.

[PeopleKind]

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Comment: Ah yes, a woman with a toaster in her kitchen... such breaking news.

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Comment: Dude Vega johnson is such a nice person, sucks that she's being attacked on the daily

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Comment: Where's the news? dumb bi*ch.

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Comment: What kind of news story is this lmao find something to write about that matters.

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Comment: This isn't news, this is gossip. Just tabloid shit.

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Comment: i literally lost around a dozen brain cells reading this article