Mods/Admins, what are some of the wildest reasons you had to give out a jail/ban?

[ChickenOffSky]

I’m sure over the course of GTAW’s history there has been some rather off the wall/crazy/humorous stories behind jails/bans that were administered. What are your most memorable cases you’ve had to deal with? Feel free to keep names anonymous. 

[Spartan]

I am not an admin but I do want to see again the screenshot of a chicken admin banning someone. That dude is a legend.

[Mecovy]

4 hours ago, PaNYT said:

I am not an admin but I do want to see again the screenshot of a chicken admin banning someone. That dude is a legend.

bro what's wrong with the cluckin bell skin tho,

 

idk there's been some wild ones, not sure how much detail in allowed to give. A few creeps and weirdos, a few utter madlads driving sideways on their cars, and there was a dude who flew a plane into a prison. you kinda see it all after a while.

[Stiggz]

I’m not a mod on this server but back in the day I was a mod on a gmod server, and I had to ban some guys because they were rp’ing sucking tit milk out of a girl for “survival rp” (it was a half life outlands server, you’re not allowed to erp in game on gmod). Also, if you’re familiar with the name “Dr Pepper 10” you already know, had several run ins with him. 

Edited May 11, 2021 by Stiggz

[Seanny]

Does support count? Most people I banned were folk that didn't know how to read the denial instructions on the application stage, mostly for spamming random shit in their application despite being warned not to do so, such as:

Spoiler

call the cops  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye  bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

 

[Smilesville]

[Wuhtah]

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