Mistery14 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 How to survive a road rage incident on GTA:W Step 1: Remain calm. If the person immediately gets out of their car unscathed and gives an aggressive demeanor, do not panic. They normally require a reason to cause harm to you. 1a: Maintain direct eye contact with the individual and stay calm. 2b: Do not escalate! Let them talk, and do not use harsh words. They will most likely lash out at you and insult you - do not fall for this, as a response from you is a direct invitation to a fistfight, or worse, it could give them a reason to make use of the firearm they most definitely carry. 3c: If they have a visible firearm, be ready for the next step. Step 2: Do not fight! As much as it is tempting to fight them, doing this would be completely nonsensical even if they initiated the aggressive behavior, as they have a clear advantage over you. Flight of flight response is irrelevant in that situation. 1a: Use common sense. If you happen to carry your personal belongings, give them up immediately if they demand it. 2b: Crashing a car is expensive and will require a lot of maintenance and time, therefore they will most certainly demand monetary compensation. If that is the case, comply and hand out cash money. 3c: Forget about your insurance claim documents. Unfortunately, these official documents will be completely irrelevant for them, as they are not looking for a legitimate insurance dispute which would logically reduce cost, refer to 2b for the correct step to take, as arguing about insurance claims might escalate the situation. Step 3: Walk or drive away Now that you are out of harm's way, you should do your best to put as much distance as you can between yourself and your aggressor. Keep in mind to follow the speed limit and to stop at intersections, as disregarding traffic laws might drag you back to Step 1 should another collision occur. Step 4: Come home unharmed to your expensive loving pet. Your pet loves you, and if you have made it this far, it means that you have taken the right decisions! Congratulations, you may live another day. Step 5: Cope. Now you may complain about this experience on your social media page and forget about it ever happening. Thank you for reading this article! 3 4 2 Link to comment
iGrime Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 On 3/18/2022 at 3:33 PM, Mistery14 said: How to survive a road rage incident on GTA:W Step 1: Remain calm. If the person immediately gets out of their car unscathed and gives an aggressive demeanor, do not panic. They normally require a reason to cause harm to you. 1a: Maintain direct eye contact with the individual and stay calm. 2b: Do not escalate! Let them talk, and do not use harsh words. They will most likely lash out at you and insult you - do not fall for this, as a response from you is a direct invitation to a fistfight, or worse, it could give them a reason to make use of the firearm they most definitely carry. 3c: If they have a visible firearm, be ready for the next step. Step 2: Do not fight! As much as it is tempting to fight them, doing this would be completely nonsensical even if they initiated the aggressive behavior, as they have a clear advantage over you. Flight of flight response is irrelevant in that situation. 1a: Use common sense. If you happen to carry your personal belongings, give them up immediately if they demand it. 2b: Crashing a car is expensive and will require a lot of maintenance and time, therefore they will most certainly demand monetary compensation. If that is the case, comply and hand out cash money. 3c: Forget about your insurance claim documents. Unfortunately, these official documents will be completely irrelevant for them, as they are not looking for a legitimate insurance dispute which would logically reduce cost, refer to 2b for the correct step to take, as arguing about insurance claims might escalate the situation. Step 3: Walk or drive away Now that you are out of harm's way, you should do your best to put as much distance as you can between yourself and your aggressor. Keep in mind to follow the speed limit and to stop at intersections, as disregarding traffic laws might drag you back to Step 1 should another collision occur. Step 4: Come home unharmed to your expensive loving pet. Your pet loves you, and if you have made it this far, it means that you have taken the right decisions! Congratulations, you may live another day. Step 5: Cope. Now you may complain about this experience on your social media page and forget about it ever happening. Thank you for reading this article! that's cool and all but I'll just stick to the classic /b sorry lag skip Link to comment
Jorgensen Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) I have fake mental breakdowns that involve parts of the ground I'm standing on disappear from under my feet but I don't fall over. Edited March 19, 2022 by Jorgensen Link to comment
BINGBONGBALONEY Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 im fucking fat and stupid 1 Link to comment
Mistery14 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 3 hours ago, iGrime said: that's cool and all but I'll just stick to the classic /b sorry lag skip Until someone decides that lagging is not an excuse because if lag doesn't happen to them, it clearly doesn't happen to anyone, so if you don't want a salty report written up on you for skipping RP, I'd recommend referring to Step 1 as soon as they go ''/b nah RP it bro, u didnt lag ragemp doesnt have lag" Usually, that happens when they want to pick an IC fight, in which case I'd kindly remind you to refer to Step 1. 1 Link to comment
Tifa Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 the anime dude who hates illegal rp didnt post anything here for some time Link to comment
Alice in Wonderland Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 When I go to the mechanic shop, I buy every single mod and expect that to be ready in 5 minutes. And of course I then get pressed and tell them in /b that I have to go. Link to comment
arkan Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 everytime i kill someone theres a report with my name on it Link to comment
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