ChromaticDeath 741 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 black sedans trigger a fight or flight response 1 Link to comment
orca112 282 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Me and the homies rolled out to catch someone lacking. Link to comment
DarkAndDreary 26 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 (edited) It appears that everytime I exit my domicile, I am greeted by a 6'11" 300lbs Shaquinn Tyrone (M), who will politely ask me to empty the compartments of my pantaloons otherwise my life subscription might get cancelled. Edited January 2 by DarkAndDreary 2 Link to comment
DarkAndDreary 26 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 When little 10y/o Timmy opened his lemonade stand, he was extorted by the italian/russian/albanian/pakistani mafia for $50,000 a week. 1 Link to comment
Mahitto 194 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Everyone adds "consider this to be my last reply" too all of their replies on a 4 page report Link to comment
Pádraig 636 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Gate guards at the airport bad, civil war in the middle of the city good Link to comment
Morrigan 1,010 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 someone always taking shit ooc n cant keep it ic 1 Link to comment
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