WatchingEye Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'm a store clerk, bodyguard, pornstar, fashion model, truck driver and I have a gun on me all the time. Link to comment
Mastry Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'm a homeless man that can earn up to $10,000 - $20,000 a day by willing donations from very random, but generous citizens of our beautiful city! Link to comment
Bombie Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 There's a gang in my suburb 8 2 Link to comment
Jedai Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I always see people running with baseball bats but no baseball ever gets played. Link to comment
Darex567 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 every time i get out of my house, there's a shootout next to it Link to comment
knppel Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 When the fuck is my dealer finally online *gnaws on nails nervously* Link to comment
Smilesville Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Each and every twelve year old is a member of a gang. 1 1 Link to comment
DSK22 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 My game lags like Michael Jackson's break dance during vehicle pursuit(s). Link to comment
Shaushe Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 My girlfriend broke up with me. Link to comment
Boland Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 My family is disappointed and I lack social interaction when away from my computer Link to comment
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