Tell me you play GTA:W without telling me you play GTA:W

[Moonsong]

Trucking be like..

 

[Jennie]

Sometimes I don't know if I live on a permanent drag circuit or not, because I see a lot of people doing wheelies with their muscle cars.

[ERPQM]

When I drive down Joshua Road I'm forced to keep my eyes peeled for those pesky Rangers that are balls deep in the bushes. 

 

I can tell you're new because you drive a blista down the wrong side of the road and park up on the curb. Enjoy the LEOs ignoring you while you still can. 

[Moonsong]

6 minutes ago, Don't@Me said:

When I drive down Joshua Road I'm forced to keep my eyes peeled for those pesky Rangers that are balls deep in the bushes. 

 

I can tell you're new because you drive a blista down the wrong side of the road and park up on the curb. Enjoy the LEOs ignoring you while you still can. 

 

That's a European thing I think, we do that here in the UK because some of the residential roads are very narrow and the houses (especially council ones) don't have driveways. So leaving your car parked on the road can obstruct HGV's and emergency services.

Edited May 10, 2022 by Moonsong

[ERPQM]

1 minute ago, Moonsong said:

 

That's a European thing I think, we do that here in the UK because some of the residential roads are very narrow and don't have driveways. So leaving your car parked on t he road can obstruct HGV's and emergency services.

 

Exactly! That's how I know people are new; that doesn't happen in North America. We got roads thicker than molasses. 

[CertifiedKiller]

My body flashes red and then turns into items.

[Moonsong]

[MarcoEL]

49 minutes ago, Zki said:

I shot at cops during a traffic stop and got banned.

well deserved

[Mistery14]

"My name is Joe Doe, I'm 22 and I have a condo in Vinewood hills, a casino and a club as well as a beach house in Paleto, you know, for vacations.

 

You know, I live a pretty lavish life, yeah you can say that.

Well, see, I live in Los Santos - That's pretty self explanatory, but I'll explain to you how I made it to the very top.

 

Before I became Joe Doe, I was named Jane Doe. I can't count the number of advertisements I put out there as an escort. I danced, I.. Well, the rest is a little obvious. Then, once I had about 600k, which is, honestly nothing, I walked into a body shop and, through means that you wouldn't understand, I changed my name - There's no real official way to do so in Los Santos itself, so I had to resort to that instead. Life was really not easy.

 

So, as my now current self, Joe Doe, with an accumulated 600k in hand and a small loan of 450k, I bought my first car. It was back in the day, really, so the Jester was a big thing. - Anyways, I flipped that really fast and figured - But wait, what if I bought cars from people and flipped them some more? So I did. My loan was repaid in the matter of a few days with some more benefits, and I aspired to continue flipping until I reached a million dollars. I worked hard.

 

*chuckles* Do you know how little money that is? I felt broke and miserable.

 

Now, at this point most people would buy a Marquis, or a helicopter of any kind. I'm not like that, it's a bit of a poor people mindset to blow your money on things that don't benefit you financially, can't do that, as a business man such as myself I had to keep a certain image, you see? Leisure came after money.

 

So I bought businesses. Now, I won't tell you how, but I somehow got in contact with a few criminal organizations, to allow them to run things in my businesses, but I did. I received a cut. It wasn't enough though, about 50k an hour. Do I look like charity? No. So I got a few guys, you know. I got serious guys. I set them real well, AR15s, .50 pistols, you name it. They pulled off a few heists for me. Meh, there's this apparent limit in LS as to how much cash businesses could have at once. Not profitable. So now these guys were reduced to running a few gigs here and there and for my personal protection, not much else.

 

I'm not going to tell you exactly how much I have right now, obviously, some of that I don't even know myself, I'd lie if I told you - as we speak right now? I'm probably making 350k, in the span of an hour or so. Time is money, you know?"

[damnbrah]

i go outside and see rich white people blasted in sureno tattoos