Tell me you play GTA:W without telling me you play GTA:W

[Mistery14]

 

 

"/b Dude, I was typing and you just used the fact I couldn't react to kill me, not really fair."

 

*A little annoyed, but he does move on eventually.*

 

 

"/b nahh cuhz cope your too bad skill issue bro stop crying lmfao grow up"

 

*proceeds to make a DM youtube montage sped up and slowed down at juicy parts, and puts a x10 zoom that occasionally shifts to chat and then the headshots*

 

 

 

 

*While chatting up a relatively uninterested girl in an uptown bar.*

"You know.. I sell a lot of car myself, and I know how to live in luxury. I have a condo in Vineood hills- I mean, not that I'd invite you in on the first night - Heheh, I'm not THAT kind of guy. But.. Instead! If you're interested, we could.. Maybe drive.. Maybe way out of town?"

 

His luxury condo:

 

 

 

"WHY IS EVERY FEMALE A CCW WIELDING LESBIAN??!!"

 

The men with an impressive 1-2 months of life expectancy:

*Proceeds to beat up everything and anything that moves with his bare hands*

 

 

Meanwhile..

 

*Steps out of Cheetah into South-Central*

 

"You won't believe what I had to do Betsy, honey.. Two guys came to me to try and rob me! I had to do it.. Baby, I had to kill them.."

 

 

 

*Looks around, smiles, and ignores the mayhem going on in the background*

"Yeah, I hang out at Legion Square. It's pretty calm there."

 

Legion square every 5 minutes:

 

 

On the other hand..

 

*Ricer acts surprised when he hits a pedestrian crossing the street after speeding through Legion Square at Mach 1 with multiple witnesses*

"/b shit lag, lmao didnt see you there..skip?"

 

 

 

 

 

[ Don't take any of this seriously. This is satire, even if it is based on the numerous actual complaints you can already observe on the server. If you do happen to take it seriously, then consider this taking a jab at everyone, not a specific person. ]

 

 

Edited March 24, 2022 by Mistery14

[kartoffel]

8 hours ago, DarkAndDreary said:

I'm a member of an illegal faction. So of course I can ignore robbery rules and run people's pockets anywhere I want.

bro u have a thing for illegal rpers do u

[Dom.]

5 hours ago, kartoffel said:

bro u have a thing for illegal rpers do u

I tried to offer advice, but some people are just content complaining all day. Not much you can do about it.

[Timzii]

I'm an (M) char who has a gun, I shoot at police, die, then throw up a /me is a 14 year old kid who was just brutally murdered by police.

[Kim V]

Everyone go like the report I put on him/her! 

[ChromaticDeath]

Ban Evasion

[Cartoonhead]

Actual sports cars, parked up in the darkest cesspools of south central. Owned by rich white civilians.

Edited March 26, 2022 by Cartoonhead

[knppel]

I'm an analog radio station that just figured out how useful it can be to know what people tune in to!

[Alice in Wonderland]

I'm a degenerate. Yet, I have the audacity to call others degenerates.

[denybosnia]

White guy speaking like African-American with some scent of South America.