Tell me you play GTA:W without telling me you play GTA:W

[Late]

Sorry I was speeding officer, I didn't notice going over the limit, I must have hit a few potholes in quick succession. 

[Scarecrow]

Why does a Crown Vic cost 66k?

[Gambler]

I can speak all the languages in the world. [ . ]

[Illusory]

My car can't be damaged if I'm not sitting in the driver's seat.

[hipsxn]

Black clothing? Sus

[Greyfeather]

At 5pm, rather than using the beautiful beachside walkway, I instead run around a college track...for very real fear of being mugged.

[DLimit]

"Would it be realistic for my character to do that?"

"Two people on a BF400. DRIVE!"

"I get paid when twenty people enter my store, regardless as to whether they purchase any thing."

"No, you don't get paid by the hour. You get paid by sixty actions, an hour. If you are standing, idly? Then, that minute doesn't count."

"I accidentally punched you. Eat this taco."

"One moment, I packed my entire wardrobe on my bicycle."

"/b Bruh, bruh"

[Fancy Toothpaste]

I have an addiction that requires me to pay alot of money to a French guy.

[Petey]

/b fucking sync lol, wanna void?

[wickedsource]

/pm [ID] There's a forum report on you