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[Guide] - How to hustle like a stripper!


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Nestled inside an artificial oasis, near the edge of Bone County, lies the infamous Pink Palm. Folks from the fringe of society gather here to form connections and to watch bouncy titties dance around a greasy dance pole. The strippers are familiar, the barkeep is always the same, ut the mortals who came upon the premises differ habitually.

The desert is an unforgiving habitat. The harshness of it's environment shaped the culture of the nearby city of Las Venturas. What happens here, stays here. Whether you're snorting coke in a tittybar or trekking across Tierra Robada, there's a good chance you might find yourself waking up from a blackout stark naked, with the sun scorching your face and a desert kingsnake slithering over your chest.

The Pink Palm is a place revolt, not against the establishment and it's employees, but against the culturally predictable atmosphere of Los Santos. Do as thou wilt, but don't touch the fucking strippers. - https://forum.ls-rp.com/viewtopic.php?f=1517&t=701760

 

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How to hustle like a stripper!

 

A stripper’s entire income is from tips and tips alone.  They’re normally not paid a salary. The magic to making more is hypnotizing men into giving /you/ money.

It’s a careful science of greed, manipulation, blinking, boozing, you get the picture.

 

We aim to portray a realistic strip club, we want reliable strippers. I believe having the same strippers and creating customer bonds, this is what’ll make them come back for more and more, every time we open! (This guide was used/created when I ran 'The Pink Palm' on LSRP) - Using this guide our strippers made an impressive $1,000,000 in tips in one night to put it into persprective in GTAW money, around $100,000.

 

Step one - Interacting with the client. 

 

Guy’s are coming to the strip club to let off some steam, they’ve had a busy day or week at work. They’ve just got their pay-package, and they’re looking to make it rain! Ask them some questions, show some interest, all they want is someone to listen to them. Asking them questions is a good way to interact with them.

 

"What’s your name?"

"What do you work as?"

"How was your day?"

 

Blink, bark, giggle, shimmy or squeal, make yourself look sexy. Give them a little wink. You know what to do. Tell them to put some twenties in your panties, if they aren’t going to tip move onto the next wallet. Time is money.

 

People who seek out entertainment from pretty, impressionable, and needy young women like it when things are ‘their idea’. Don’t tell them you’re doing it for the money, you won’t get shit. Make up some bullshit story or tell them you enjoy the work, you love the attention!

 

Interacting with clients is a must, they're the ones who pay your wage!

 

The Daddy Logic. 

 

Calling him Daddy. Asking Daddy to give you a present in your cheesiest baby voice. If he ignores you, try again three minutes later. If that fails, try again ninety seconds later. Blink and giggle, flip the hair and repeat. Eventually Daddy will give in and give you some money!

 

Put on an Act.

 

No-one knows you, you don’t know them. It’s your time to shine. In this line of business you can be anything you want to be. You can be from Long-Island New York, to a needy teenage from Ireland or even an Australian sports fanatic. Slap on a shitty accent, and start talking about ‘sexy time’.

 

Just make sure you know where the guy is from before you pick your Amazonian wetland home country. ‘This guy looks Japanese so he totally won’t speak French. Guess what? France is pretty MULTICULTURAL! You don’t want busted!

 

 

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