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The Sorrows of a Failed ENB Installation


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Foreword from the author: As it stands there is no place on the forum I saw more suitable for this display than the community showcase, and as such I have concluded that it is under this section that I shall post this creative work. Sympathize with me, mock me, scorn me, but know that it was important this sentiment was made known to the world.

 

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What backup files are there for those whose games are slain like cattle?
I have worked and wept and toiled away at the steps of modding this ruthless game
Files upon files in my directory, overwriting her vanilla sanctity
Clicking the application icon with great anticipation
Only to be met with this horrid humiliation.

 

 

A deathly blackness overtakes my screen
suddenly bleached in a tinge of white
the accursed blue ring in its unholy cycloidal motions
does a number on my current emotions
the crescendo of the loading screen music fading out to a grim silence
It upon Boris Vorontsov that I would like to exact violence.

 

 

In my mind's eye I can still see the scowl of Trevor,
Why must installing an ENB be such a vile endeavour
But alas, in a sudden shift in the arrangement of pixels in my screen,
It is back at my desktop that we reconvene

 

 

All I wanted was the redux mod,
Now I have a broken GTA, and have lost my faith in God,

Who is there to hear my hapless cries,
Why did I heed the heathen

ENB instructions' lies.

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