Mongols Motorcycle Club

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Edited May 9, 2021 by Gutter

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[Kyra]

 

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Why the hell would you buy a Harley and not a Honda?

 

Well when you buy a fuckin Harley Davidson and you throw a leg over that son of a bitch, you go from bobbin' to banging: To Walter White on Breaking Bad. When you crank up a fuckin Harley Davidson, Adolf Hitler plays marching music with empty 50-cal brass on the gates of fuckin hell. When you ride a Harley through town, it sounds like John Rambo firing a M60 machine gun off the hip with a forearm full of 7.62 x 51 choppin' mud huts in half.

 

If you drive a Honda home from work? All the drag dancers wave goodbye to you from the stage as you sail away into the sunrise and the glitter blows off your face as you search for the nearest Wallgreens to buy some Listerine to wash the taste of dick off your breath. If you got a fuckin Honda, Ellen Degeneres licks Elton John lyrics into Rosie O'Donnell's crotch. If you ride a fuckin Honda through town, it sounds like somebody's grandma broke out the nursing home and started vaccuuming.