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Fight at Rattlesnake Saloon Written by Frank Quinonez

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11/12/2020, Grapeseed

 

LSSD Deputies seen surrounding a male trying to figure out what happened.

 

The Rattlesnake Saloon has developed into the scene of a barfight today. An individual, of whom claims he has only be in the glorious United States of America for a total of 3 days, caused the insanity at the Saloon. The population of Grapeseed and nearby Sandy Shores surely does not appreciate such trouble being caused. The individual, an obviously British man who looks stunningly Middle Eastern, spent a fair bit of time attempting to explain his side of the story and validate his actions. Happily, a majority of Deputies aren't idiots.

 

Obviously Middle Eastern man with British accent speaking with two tired Deputies.

The individual of whom caused the issue was banned from the establishment by the owner. The personality-disorder-ridden man took this news with grace and left the property immediately.

 

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(( /banktransfer to Francis Quinonez ))

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[Trupiano]

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Comment:   Finally a news outlet that reports on the news instead of fluff pieces about what firefighters are wearing or interviews with irrelevant politicians.

[HappyGecko]

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Comment: Them damn Polish folk always causing trouble.

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Comment:  I am not surprised anymore... Stupid folk.