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The witching hours grows near as you're strolling around the dark streets. A chill runs down your spine as you hear the freightening sounds of bones rattling. Scared, yet curious, you follow the source of the sound, only to find yourself in a cold, empty dark room. Shock fills your body as the lights slowly come on, for you have entered... "Just another skeleton bar" Founded in 2018, and ran by T-Bone, a self proclaimed "alcohol enthusiast", The Bone Zone is a metal-rock pub, combined with a "skeleton themed" comedy club. How did the owner get this dumb idea? Drinking, that's your answer. You want to crack a cold one with your skeletal buddies? Want to crack a cold one by yourself, you puss? Or maybe you want to crack a joke that'll rattle and shake everyone's bones. Well say less, buddy, for we can give you all that you need(except for love and affection, but hey, you never know). Also, the mops are free. You think you have the guts to come down to The Bone Zone? Jokes on you, nobody does, yet they still come in. We're located in Paleto Bay, Pyrite Ave, at the building that once was "Mojito Inn". Still can't find us? Well fuck you then. Is our beer too expensive for you filthy human needs? Guess what, buddy. Fuck you. We have a special discount for those who help maintain the atmosphere. What does that mean? Bring a skull mask or try your best "skeleton". We might offer you a 20% if you're convincing enough.