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The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ Dining Review: C.B.Dreamy Coffee and Elixirs at "Euphoria" (4/5) (Located on Prosperity Street in Del Perro. Photocred: Jenna Song) Rating: 💋💋💋💋 Find out what Four Kisses means here. Original ideas are seemingly in short supply these days. From a dozen cafes, to personality bereft bars, to yet-another-soulless club front, reviewing the business scene in Los Santos can get quite blah. This is why I was so shaken when I seemingly randomnly walked into a business with a unique angle. At first, I thought I was walking into yet another cafe, but the Aldrich Sisters had something different in store for the LS Vixen. We'll dig into the vibe, the energy, the offerings, and the unique slant below. Let's get dreamy. The Decor is a cross between a young Republicans Cigar Lounge and a Ski Lodge! 👀 (The floors in ascending order. Photocred: Jenna Song ) First things first, the decor is okay! There's no daring awards being granted by stuffy magazines, it's a relaxing wooden haven with equal parts austere lounge wood finishes and equal ports modernist lounging couches, the mixture creating a slight time warp effect. It all goes together which is absolutely fine, the colors have been chosen intentionally as a throughline, a deeper wood color, a blue, and a grey, but it serves as a blank canvas from which to enjoy your treats and talk with friends. My one consideration here and partially why a kiss has been taken off is that it's three stories and two of the stories are pure lounge and seating. This is not a huge crime, but if I ascend three stories, I just want some sort of unique payoff at the top. A pool table, arcade games, maybe even a lounging floor section for a cuddle puddle. There just needs to be a lure to take me up that second flight of stairs or else I'll likely just trudge back down a little less glimmery. That said, having the serving station on the ground floor is naturally genius as it provides an accessible way for the "to-go" crowd, of which there are many, to snag what they need for their day and vamoose in the blink of an eye. Speedy service by Euphoric Sisters! ⭐ (Madison Aldrich in her Natural Habitat. Photocred: Jenna Song) The service was naturally quick and attentive, given that the Aldrich sisters who own the place were the ones tending to the first day. Their passion for getting it right and introducing customers to the Euphoria world was appreciated and exciting. They handled the opening day crowd like a charm. The only other reason I am deducting that fifth kiss is also because I squinted while looking at the menu which made me feel very old and embarrassed me in front of my younger hotter friends. But what exactly was on the menu? Let's dive in! KAPOW PLOT TWIST THERE'S PLANT EUPHORICS HERE!!! 🍽️ (C-B-D! C-B-D! Photocred: Jenna Song) Sooo the unique angle here is that to my knowledge this is Los Santos first or at the very least sole C.B.D. cafe. For those who don't know, C.B.D. is like the chill cousin of cannabis, offering relaxation without getting you high. While it doesn't get you zonked out of your gourd, it CBD does bind to your endocannabinoid receptors in that ole' brain of yours and provides benefits to mood, pain sensation, and appetite. At Euphoria, you can have CBD added to your coffee and go about your day just a little more regulated. It's perfectly legal and it's a unique twist on an oversaturated café market. I adore it. The entire menu has a beautiful attention to detail and is a delight to explore. The Menu ALL IN ALL What's most exciting about Euphoria is it's potential. While it may begin as a CBD lounge and café, if Governor Brandt would stop being terrified of legalizing marijuana because of his own personal mental and emotional hang-ups around marijuana, we might all benefit from a society that treats marijuana the way it ought to be treated. On par or even less harmful than alcohol which is perfectly legal. Both parties in government want marijuana to be legalized. The Mayor wants it Legalized. The Senators. The City Councilors. The People by and by large want it Legalized. There's only one person who doesn't. Governor Brandt. Maybe he needs a trip to Euphoria. I know I do. XOXO, DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!

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