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LOW STANDARDS 2020 YOUR GUIDE TO THE LOCAL LET-DOWNS As the city's election approaches, a wide array of one hundred percent not-robot clones vie for seats in the Greater Los Santos area. The two main parties, Democrats and Republicans, present their nearly identical plans for the city and have already managed to make rounds of news, with more wife-beaters sure to come to light in the days ahead. In the spirit of this election, LSVIXEN presents the 2020 Low Standards Election Special, which aims to toughen up voters and ready them for all manner of scandal, horror, sexual trauma, car-fondling and any and all sorts of sordid tentacle fetishes that may come to light regarding the, yet again, 100 percent human candidates running for District Representative. This page will constantly be updated with top news stories and other revisions if can remember to do so between copious amounts of cocaine. © 2020 Los Santos Vixen. All fights deserved. Yes, they are still in style. We recommend them with a flared bell-bottom. A little irrelevant to election coverage though. Moving on. © 2020 Los Santos Vixen. All tights preserved. Here we go, now we're cooking with gas, let's roll down the list. Mayor of Los Santos We'll deal with this shit next month. For now.. this is basically them. Northern District Manjot Singh (D) Joshua Spencer (R) Candidate Fun Facts! Manjot Singh guaranteed the LSVIXEN never once murdered a hitchhiker and ate them. Not even once. Joshua Spencer for his part has assured the LSVIXEN that his love of the troops and veterans is "absolutely non-sexual. Haha... Unless?..." Central District Richard Orosco (D) Alex Flynn (R) Candidate Fun Facts! Richard Orosco vows to beat the shit out every single woman's rights issue in Los Santos! Bold stance! Alex Flynn has confirmed that he does NOT CRY WHILE HE MASTURBATES AT ALL. Good to know. Southern District Wallace Abbasi Mk. II (D) Jose Ortiz (R) ERR0RC4ndidate FVn Facts! Wallace Abbasi guarantees voters that he feels all three human emotions, happy, sad, and 01100010 01101100 01101111 01101111 01100100 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 00101101 01110010 01100001 01100111 01100101 Jose Ortiz loves watching strong women fight. Some nights he even pays homeless women to fight each-other for his amusement! Charmer! Western District Tanya Sun (D) Joshua Shepherd (R) Candidate Fun Facts! Tanya Sun guarantees that if you say Prosperity three times in a mirror she will haunt your dreams until your untimely demise. Joshua Shepherd enjoys plaid and has come to terms with him not receiving a single Korean vote. Chins up buddy! Eastern District George Valencia (D) Thomas Busch the Third (R) Candidate Fun Facts! George Valencia is extremely sensitive about his deformed thumbs and does not want anyone talking about them. Thomas Busch was told by Papa Busch that this election was actually purchased just for him because he was a very good boy this year! Blaine District Badar Khan (D) Joseph Hoffman (R) Candidate Fun Facts! Badar Khan is really excited about his initiative to give every single citizen in Blaine County their very own vaguely ethnic name. Joseph Hoffman got his own durn fortune by playin' them poker tourneys in Las Venturas. He's fixin' on doin' he same with the city budget! © 2020 Los Santos Vixen. All blights ensured. Disclaimer -> Comments are enabled ADD US ON FACEBROWSER OR PERISH.

Update 1.9.8 Additions Added 13 new weapons: Ceramic Pistol (available in Ammunation) Heavy Revolver Mk2 Pistol Mk2 (available in Ammunation) SNS Pistol Mk2 (available in Ammunation) Double barrel shotgun Pump Shotgun Mk2 SMG Mk2 Assault Rifle Mk2 Bullpup Rifle Mk2 Carbine Rifle Mk2 Special Carbine Mk2 Heavy Sniper Mk2 Marksman Rifle Mk2 New weapons will be available through your legal faction management handler for LEO factions, and illegal suppliers for illegal factions. LEO weapon attachments are now enabled again, and coming very soon for players!

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Short description: Make the range of having to go to a convenience store that is opened by a player not applied globally. Detailed description: The range of receiving the message that you have to go to a convenience store that is opened by a player should be either shorted or applied to an area if possible. Whether it's applied to if the store is open in LS it only applies to someone RPing in LS and if they're in the country it applies to people in the country or if it's city based that would work too if possible. If it's not possible to sort of geofence the map then at least possibly find a way to apply ranges on the message in a circle around the gas station possibly. Commands to add: N/A Items to add: N/A How would your suggestion improve the server? It's very annoying to have to drive all the way from Paleto to Davis just to buy an item you might need just for the sake of a 3 minute RP scene. I've noticed a few people express concerns about this and it really kills immersion for a scene if you have to do this. This would still allow people that have to RP in that area to have to go RP with the store and make it used but would also allow people who are across the map to not have to take a journey to buy something like a chips and a soda because they live in and RP outside of LS. Additional information: N/A

Short description: The introduce command would change the colour of a players' name tag. Detailed description: The easiest way I can explain this is that it would change a players' name tag and be used to identify people you have previously roleplayed with, this could be useful for the sake of knowing which people have told your character their name. Commands to add: /introduce (target name) Items to add: N/A. How would your suggestion improve the server?: I feel as though this could be used to help counter Metagaming and confusion between people who have similar names, if I know of two Johns on the server and can't remember which one I've spoken to before, /introduce could provide a visual indicator to the player to let them know it's somebody your character is familiar with and have spoken to previously on a namely basis. Additional information: A quick sketch to give a better idea of how the command would work below.

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'' In Bosnia and Herzegovina, tax and customs frauds are the most common criminal activities of the organized criminal groups. Most often, this fraud is based on “bogus companies and exchange”, based on which “bogus” income tax is presented, and based on the income tax, illegal VAT return is claimed. Such companies are used mainly for trade, and then they “shut down” or claim bankruptcy, to avoid legal obligation of paying the tax. Also, in a number of cases, companies have double bookkeeping, or use other illegal means of obtaining profit and avoiding tax. In some cases, it has been noticed that some members of these organized groups have dual citizenships, in case they need to use this to avoid authorities, i.e. jurisdiction of competent institutions of Bosnia and Herzegovina. ''

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Like many said before, joining a faction is a start to find what you like, you also get to rp with others quite easy and I am sure they will also give you advice and what not. Do research on what you want to rp and go with full speed. Another thing is, don't let other people demotivate you from rping something, if YOU enjoy it, keep on doing it and don't take this game too serious because that can also ruin the fun for rping. In the end we're all here to have fun.

I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't allow a Yakuza faction to exist on the server. There's already some pretty flimsy and niche factions as is.

PROSPECT.

Only Yakuza type of faction I have rped in is Inagawa-kai. Like many said before in this thread, it's just better to rp a community as "Little Tokyo" and rp as criminals in it. Because as soon you mention "Yakuza" in the faction thread it gets denied. And like @????????? said you really need people with good mindsets to rp this. You have many people that RP Japanese immigrants and claim that a relative of them is Yakuza and came to Los Santos to start a business or go to college (Something like that)

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Angela Marchese, ex-girlfriend of fired GOP candidate Alex Orleans, speaks out KASPER KARTOWSKI Angela Marchese stands in a Pillbox Hill parking lot. (Angela Marchese) In a feature interview with LSNN, Angela Marchese, the ex-girlfriend of Alex Orleans, has spoken out about the highly publicized domestic disturbance which allegedly occurred in the former Republican candidate's Vinewood apartment. The incident has been extensively reported on in the past few days by LSNN, along with the subsequent criminal charges against Orleans, most of which he was recently acquitted on. The former film student also opened up about her movie, Pulled Apart, which was judged by critics for what some described as poor production quality and lackluster acting, defending the movie as a project not intended to be treated as a professional production. On the disturbance of September 5th, 2020 I spotted Marchese outside the Davis-area gas station, riding her now-infamous scooter bike, albeit equipped with new tires and a fresh paint job. She offered an interview to which I obliged. During the interview, she attempted to clear up the rumors surrounding her relationship and domestic dispute with Alex Orleans once and for all. Giving her account of the events that occurred on September the 5th, Marchese stated that "it all started the night before... we were partying... having fun... getting wasted and high, you know? And while talking, I said by accident that I... well... had something with someone else," seemingly admitting to having cheated on the former candidate for the Central District. "I didn't know he'd take it so badly... we weren't like, married yet, you know?," she added. The front entrance to Eclipse Towers I. (LSNN/Kasper Kartowski) "All I wanted was for him to make up with me." Later in the interview, Marchese revealed that the dispute began when she came to Orleans' Vinewood apartment with the intent to make up their grievances with intercourse. She seemed conflicted about her relationship with Orleans, on the one hand stating that she "was begging for him to forgive (her)," and on the other that "he simply took advantage" of her attempt to repair their relationship. Furthermore, Marchese stated that "all I wanted was him to make up with me" and that she did not intend to harm his candidacy; also admitting that she "feel(s) guilty about what happened" to her former boyfriend. Marchese also revealed that she visited Orleans in prison following his arrest and does not plan on continuing a relationship with Orleans in the future, though ruling out the possibility entirely. Eclipse Tower I stands tall in west Vinewood (left), bullet casings found at the scene (right) (LSNN, Court Documents) Ms. Marchese noted that she did not feel threatened by Orleans during the dispute and did not recall Orleans' attempt to grab the firearm which was soon thereafter discharged. When asked whether her ex-boyfriend carried a gun regularly during sex, Marchese claimed that he would always remove his firearms prior. She said, "I don't really know why he shot (the gun), I don't care to be honest. The scooter... it's fine... If he's guilty of something, that'd be breaking my heart." On her amateur horror-comedy film Pulled Apart Perhaps a less-personal but still highly publicized topic on Ms. Marchese is her recent film, Pulled Apart, which she described in my interview as being about "a couple of love triangles, a party and a monster." The film, which was shot on the ULSA campus, gathered plenty of critical reviews online. The University of Los Santos in Rockford Hills, during the morning of September 13, 2020. (LSNN/Kasper Kartowski) The film, which was recorded at the ULSA campus and dormitories, was described by Marchese as "not a masterpiece, just something people can enjoy while at home." One comment-poster described it as watching a movie with a budget of "two coffee cups and a pack of donuts," while another praised the actors as "too good for (the) movie." Still, a select few reviewers gave the production a passing mark, acknowledging the low-budget issues. Responding to criticism of her movie, Marchese likened the negative reviews to "going to Burger Shot and complaining the meal isn't fancy." After being asked for her thoughts on what may have led people to be disappointed, she hinted that the low budget and overly-high expectations may have played a role. A promotional poster for Pulled Apart. (Marchese Films) Ms. Marchese also claimed that prominent Republicans had supported the movie more-so than Democrats, with GOP Vice Chairman Thomas Barnes apparently acting in it. When pressed on why she thought Barnes, a political candidate for Deputy Mayor, starred in the movie, Marchese replied that he was one of the only paid actors and revealed an unexpected revelation: “Someone didn't like me and Thomas having chemistry together...", and that she thinks jealousy may have had something to do with the movie's production issues. After reaching out to the Republican Party, they issued the following statement: "The GOP has had no interaction with Marchese films or any of Thomas's passion projects, the GOP has also not given or offered any money at any point to any movie productions." Communicating through Mr. Barnes, the statement also clarified that Mr. Barnes has "terminated any passion projects in the field of theatre and focus purely on the welfare of the party." When pressed on whether they regretted removing Mr. Orleans as their Central District candidate, the GOP stated that they "have no comments on this matter" and were unwilling to discuss the topic. At $1,000 per copy, viewers had to give a pretty penny to watch the movie in full. But as Ms. Marchese revealed during the interview, she lost money on the movie, making her believe that most viewers opted to illegally download, rather than purchase, the film. Concluding the interview, Ms. Marchese added cynically, "Honestly, if media is talking about me, I'll be happy, even if it's true or false." VISIT OUR WEBSITE - CLICK HERE

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Beginner tutorial how to roleplay in isolation 101! Love it! ❤️

Happened to me as well. I withdrew a Sniper Rifle instead of the SMG, making myself look like a fool in the middle of a situation. A chatbox confirmation message would be awesome to have. Something like... "You took a(n) SMG/Rifle/Sniper/whatever from slot X."

Supporting this suggestion. I would love to see enhanced ATC and aviation roleplay in the server. However, if someone is interested in this environment but doesn't have enough money to afford an aircraft (which is quite usual) it's pointless to get an actual ATC. Most of the controlled traffic would be BAT (LSPD, LSSD) and HEMS (LSFD) and some spare GAT here and there, so probably only a class G airspace assignment would fit the server, nothing more. If server's management accepts the idea of "lowering aircraft price" and people with an interest and a proper character development has the opportunity to buy an aircraft getting a slightly busy airspace then this suggestion is surely exciting. Whatever happens, keep up the great work @TheCHcuky !

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I had all sorts of stuttering and FPS related issues prior to watching and putting the tactics shown in this video in place. There's setups for high, medium and very low PC's, might be worth a try. Game runs just fine on high (for the most part) with only 8GB ram and 1050Ti.