[Paints News] POLL RESULTS: Is water wet?

[Topinambour]

 

Is water wet?

 

Do you believe water is wet? The Paints News International Corporate Research Institute for Science™ asked the question openly, via an online poll yesterday. Of course, online polls have their own limitations but the aim is more to give a general idea - a barometer if you like - of the general tendency in Los Santos. The main aim was to get a good feeling of how the people living in our State felt about this particular alleged property of water.

 

Unsurpsiringly to our data analysts, a vast majority of those who responded to the poll did feel that water was wet. Over 83% of responders scored their feeling of water wetness at a four or five, one being "very dry" and five being "totally wet". Just a bit over 16% of San Andreans rated their sense of wetness of water as a one or two. So what's the problem? 

 

 

We asked a few more questions, the next pertaining to the dampness of the air when submerged inside water (the whole ocean falls under water's jurisdiction). 54% of responders graded the air's dampness as a four or five, while under the water (one being "pretty dry" and five being "dank like my memes"). Those numbers correlate strongly with those from the first question.

 

Now, this feeling seems to be quite overwhelming among San Andreans. We asked next who they felt was responsible, for water being wet, and an impressive 80% replied the mayor was to blame, followed by 16% mentioning the LSPD's responsibility, and the last 4% blaming the various DJs of Los Santos. We sat down with Wilson, owner of a scuba diving club, but he was unable to reply our questions since we were underwater and he had breathing gear on. Of course, should we manage to analyze those learnings deeper, we will certainly publish an update. 

 

Paints news is a news outlet, providing the most dubious information from the less reliable sources. Nothing we post should be taken as fact, unless you really have no critical sense. For more not-so-dependable information, do follow us on Facebrowser. We cannot, however, make the poor safety levels of LS any more obvious.

Edited October 8, 2019 by Topinambour

[Law]

Name: Anon

Comment: This is actually gold, thank you for updating me on something I didn't already know, unlike Saint News.

[Rayy]

Name: WeirdFacts.com

Comment: The real question isn't if water is wet, its Is a fish wet out of water or when in water?