[Paints News] Date confusion ruins 18th century event

[Topinambour]

 

18th century event takes unexpected turn following date confusion

 

It was supposed to be the big event, for HEAT nightclub. Most nightclubs are seen as abodes of debauchery, drugs and alcohol, and DJ Rina had a marvelous idea to dispell that vision. For a night, instead of celebrating mediocre music and alcoholic drinks, the young DJ offered to provide the denizens of Los Santos with an immersive experience in the glory of the 18th century, its culture and its timeless customs. As expected, the management team at the HEAT nightclub was delighted with such an opportunity to stand apart.

 

Unfortunately, things took a most unexpected turn after a minor communication mistake - one that would prove fatal to the whole event. The night was advertised as a 1780s night, but the marketing agency believed it was a 1980s night, thus leading them to write "80s night" everywhere. As can be expected, most interested parties believed the theme was the 1980 decade, instead of the originally expected 18th century as a whole. 

 

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The security team, of course, at first tried to correct the mistake made by the various people who decided to attend. « We told them it was more like a renaissance fair, » one of them assured us, « but they just laughed and thought we were bein'funny or something. ». DJ Rina, for her part, quickly realized her efforts had gone to waste. An orchestra specialized in chamber music had to be dismissed - but still paid regardless - and the various assortments of foods, originally prepared for the traditional feast, were discarded and replaced with cheap candy and sodas.

 

« We can't say it was a bad night, of course, » noted the manager of the HEAT nightclub, « we made a lot of money and had a lot of customers. Just not the way we expected is all. ». As for DJ Rina, she still played her part, unenthusiastically playing some 1980s disco music. « Fuck's sake, I had hired violInists. D'you know how hard it is, to find VIOLINISTS in Los Santos? All that to finally play dumb Disco MP3s... », she confided. In spite of this setback, however, she's still very decided to show the people of Los Santos that night clubs, just like museums, can be a place of fun and learning. She confided in us, sharing that she wants to prepare « An awesome evening based on the myth of the 20 knights who protected Gunderland in the late 1500s, called the 20 Lions. We will call it a "Roaring 20s" night, sounds catchy doesn't it? And at least, no confusion with dates, this time around. ».

 

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Edited September 18, 2019 by Topinambour

[Woltrazz]

Username: Hohn Jonroe

Comment: All this hard to waste! Indeed that violinist was actually flown over from Liberty City.

[ThatDutchPerson]

Username: NotTheRealKAYLEIGH

Comment: Im dying.

[chanel]

Username: RinRina

Comment: I would like to apologize to all the violinists from Liberty City. I got really confused with the dates ?