Rekhoem Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) The PARTY OF LOS SANTOS THE PARTY OF ALTERNATIVE REPRESENTATION, BASIC DEMOCRATIC THEORY AND YOUTH OF LOS SANTOS The Party of Alternative Representation, Basic Democratic Theory and Youth (The PARTY) of Los Santos is a political party recently having been founded in Los Santos, San Andreas. It is heavily inspired by the teachings and wisdom of european politician Martin Sonneborn (Die PARTEI), who himself is a spiritual successor to famous politicians such as Vlad Tepes III., Vladimir Lenin, Mao Tse-Dong, John Kennedy, Erich Honecker and Donald Trump, and gives itself the goal of putting the spotlights on social injustice and government corruption by bringing those up in not at all humorous and often absolutely serious way. Founded by the unquestionable leader and prophet Terry Goma, a man of true youth, the PARTY is quickly growing and becoming the current government's strongest opponent! The PARTY believes in natural selection and knows that the ability to recognise sarcasm and differ it from serious things is a key survival element brought upon us by the mighty Darwin. The PARTY currently has it's seat in a luxurious underground home located behind the very famous establishmentVanilla Unicorn, a wonderful highway leading right over it, sharing the PARTY's glory to it's drivers and all those they will meet, now and in the future. BECOME PART OF THE GREATER GOOD! SEND A E-MAIL TO [email protected] WITH A FILLED-OUT MONTHLY TRANSACTION FORM AND THE DECLARATION YOU'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE PARTY! (Minimum monthy membership fee is 14$) STAY TUNED ((The page had a commentary section. You could comment as Anonymous, but with the note that your IP will be saved.)) Edited May 17, 2019 by Rekhoem 1 Link to comment
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