Coordinates Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) BOB SILVERS For many years Bob was a steady earner working as a credit analyst at the local Fleeca bank. Over the years he garnered a reputation as a hard worker and expert in his field but despite his accolades was always passed over any time there was a career advancement opportunity available. Although this bothered him a great deal and caused him no small ammount of sleepless nights he never build up the confidence to stand up for himself. He always was an insecure guy with a lot of pent up frustration about his weight, always being picked on as a kid and a unhappy marriage. His family life was one of constant fighting and name-calling wich drove him out of the house and into the arms of strippers, bartenders and gambling dens. At some point bob would go to a tittiebar or backroom pokertable straight from the office, coming home in the middle of night smelling of beer, cigars and the distinct smell of a strippers sweaty asscrack. So when one day he came home to a pile of boxes filled with his stuff and signed divorce papers on the driveway no one was suprised, no one except for Bob. For this was -HIS- house and surely the bitch had no right to kick him out of his own house!? One kicked in door and a domestic assault charge later it become painfully obvious to Bob that she infact had that right. This brilliant display of self control would en up costing him a fortune in lawyer fees and his job at Fleeca wich nearly bankrupted him. The current situation For now bob rents a room at The Generic from wich he runs a small one man financial firm that extends payday and installment loans to launder money for certain unscrupulous investors. One day bob hopes to become succesfull enough to open up his own office and prove to the world that he is infact -A WINNER- ! Rumours Spoiler Bob might be on the lookout for a experienced home invader to snatch a cat called "Peaches" from his ex-wifes house. Edited April 22, 2019 by Silverfish Reuploaded screenshots as .jpg to save space. Link to comment
Coordinates Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) Bob recieved a new nickname today "Diet" and failed to secure himself a lifetime supply of sprunk. Edited April 16, 2019 by Silverfish Link to comment
Coordinates Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share Posted April 19, 2019 Cant pay? We'll take it away. Pay your bills kids. Link to comment
Coordinates Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) Edited April 22, 2019 by Silverfish Link to comment
Coordinates Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) Edited April 22, 2019 by Silverfish Link to comment
Coordinates Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) Bob extended his first six figure loan to a pair looking to buy an appartment today. It turns out bob as a hidden talent for critiquing modern art. Edited April 23, 2019 by Silverfish Link to comment
Ketamine Kowboy Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) Always gotta stock the Sprunk fridge when Bob pulls up. Edited April 24, 2019 by Lmao 1 Link to comment
Coordinates Posted May 5, 2019 Author Share Posted May 5, 2019 (edited) Edited May 5, 2019 by Silverfish Link to comment
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