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A Vixen's Guide to LS Politics The inaugural City Council Meeting went down and it went just about as well as can be expected. The plus sides? They actually all attended and kept partisan blah blah to a minimum. They also had this fun buzzer system which allows yours truly to award the Councilors by how quick to the buzzer they were! Politics Guide: Full Attendance & Partisan Swipes at City Council's First Meeting Chattiest Cathy Award goes to.... Councilor Josie Martinez of the Northern District! In honor of Councilor Martinez both speaking the most out of all the Councilors and buzzing her buzzer first the most times. Congratulations Ms. Martinez! Keep up the good work! Silence as Death Award goes to.... Councilor Ted Cook of Blaine County! In honor of Councilor Ted Cook remaining deathly quiet for most of the meeting and buzzing his buzzer the least amount of times, the Los Santos Vixen is honored to award Mr. Cook with this award for being a silent onlooker, a dark knight, if you will. Full Transcript DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!

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ACT V: Glory and Victory on the Tip of My Tongue February 16th, 2024 - Los Santos, San Andreas Dear Diary, I've hit prime-time, babe. My face is on glistening technicolor screens, my voice streams live through headphones and speakers, and the pink sear of my car burns through the memories and minds of thousands who I've never met and may never meet. Does it feel like glory? Does it feel like victory? Not yet. I'm not in it for the fame or the money. I've had money and it made me miserable. It poisoned my parents and my childhood, but you've heard that sad tale too many times, haven't you, Diary? I'm not in it for the exclusive access, the rush of power, or the airs of authority it all comes laden with. Those are the prescription side effects that intoxicate a person when they claw their way up the ladder to my rung on the social hierarchy and it takes a special kind of sober to resist its lure. The elections came and went... and I had a hand in shaping who made it into the Council and who did not. I helped prevent the city from accepting yet another brain-dead empty chair as well as a perverted handsy stooge of some mafioso flunkies out of Vinewood. Those who were elected were people I can actually work with, who I expect will be receptive and intelligent... So I ask myself again. Does it feel like glory? Does it feel like victory? Not yet. It feels like hitting yet another steppe on my way up. Each time I check to see if I'm hydrated, if I'm happy, and if I'm making beautiful memories. Each time I check my harness and make sure it's secured, I check my morals to ensure they're being abided by, and I check my hands for any traces of the blood of innocents. Perfection is impossible to attain, but striving for it keeps me focused on the future peaks I've got to ascend. Why do I ask myself about glory and victory? I think it's because I want to know when I'll be satisfied. The answer that keeps coming up is firm and rough, an uncut gem. I'll be satisfied when this world is a better world. When the Shanes of this world are not crushed under the bootheels of the Celestias and the Ulysses. When my friends can exist in the world without fear and with hope for their futures. Then and only then will it feel like glory, will feel like victory. I will make a better world. By force. Best wishes, Delia Celeste Urbana-Champaign

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The hottest tea, the spiciest gossip, the fiercest commentary and no fucking censorship. We are the Los Santos VIXEN. Hope you've been doing your kegels, babe. Letter from the editor: Sis, stop reading the story and BE the story. Submit your gossip to our handy and under-fucking-utilized gossip submission form. Chop chop. Also Like, Subscribe, Share, is this your first time online? Click HERE ! LSVIXEN XOXO ❤️ Dining Review: C.B.Dreamy Coffee and Elixirs at "Euphoria" (4/5) (Located on Prosperity Street in Del Perro. Photocred: Jenna Song) Rating: 💋💋💋💋 Find out what Four Kisses means here. Original ideas are seemingly in short supply these days. From a dozen cafes, to personality bereft bars, to yet-another-soulless club front, reviewing the business scene in Los Santos can get quite blah. This is why I was so shaken when I seemingly randomnly walked into a business with a unique angle. At first, I thought I was walking into yet another cafe, but the Aldrich Sisters had something different in store for the LS Vixen. We'll dig into the vibe, the energy, the offerings, and the unique slant below. Let's get dreamy. The Decor is a cross between a young Republicans Cigar Lounge and a Ski Lodge! 👀 (The floors in ascending order. Photocred: Jenna Song ) First things first, the decor is okay! There's no daring awards being granted by stuffy magazines, it's a relaxing wooden haven with equal parts austere lounge wood finishes and equal ports modernist lounging couches, the mixture creating a slight time warp effect. It all goes together which is absolutely fine, the colors have been chosen intentionally as a throughline, a deeper wood color, a blue, and a grey, but it serves as a blank canvas from which to enjoy your treats and talk with friends. My one consideration here and partially why a kiss has been taken off is that it's three stories and two of the stories are pure lounge and seating. This is not a huge crime, but if I ascend three stories, I just want some sort of unique payoff at the top. A pool table, arcade games, maybe even a lounging floor section for a cuddle puddle. There just needs to be a lure to take me up that second flight of stairs or else I'll likely just trudge back down a little less glimmery. That said, having the serving station on the ground floor is naturally genius as it provides an accessible way for the "to-go" crowd, of which there are many, to snag what they need for their day and vamoose in the blink of an eye. Speedy service by Euphoric Sisters! ⭐ (Madison Aldrich in her Natural Habitat. Photocred: Jenna Song) The service was naturally quick and attentive, given that the Aldrich sisters who own the place were the ones tending to the first day. Their passion for getting it right and introducing customers to the Euphoria world was appreciated and exciting. They handled the opening day crowd like a charm. The only other reason I am deducting that fifth kiss is also because I squinted while looking at the menu which made me feel very old and embarrassed me in front of my younger hotter friends. But what exactly was on the menu? Let's dive in! KAPOW PLOT TWIST THERE'S PLANT EUPHORICS HERE!!! 🍽️ (C-B-D! C-B-D! Photocred: Jenna Song) Sooo the unique angle here is that to my knowledge this is Los Santos first or at the very least sole C.B.D. cafe. For those who don't know, C.B.D. is like the chill cousin of cannabis, offering relaxation without getting you high. While it doesn't get you zonked out of your gourd, it CBD does bind to your endocannabinoid receptors in that ole' brain of yours and provides benefits to mood, pain sensation, and appetite. At Euphoria, you can have CBD added to your coffee and go about your day just a little more regulated. It's perfectly legal and it's a unique twist on an oversaturated café market. I adore it. The entire menu has a beautiful attention to detail and is a delight to explore. The Menu ALL IN ALL What's most exciting about Euphoria is it's potential. While it may begin as a CBD lounge and café, if Governor Brandt would stop being terrified of legalizing marijuana because of his own personal mental and emotional hang-ups around marijuana, we might all benefit from a society that treats marijuana the way it ought to be treated. On par or even less harmful than alcohol which is perfectly legal. Both parties in government want marijuana to be legalized. The Mayor wants it Legalized. The Senators. The City Councilors. The People by and by large want it Legalized. There's only one person who doesn't. Governor Brandt. Maybe he needs a trip to Euphoria. I know I do. XOXO, DISCLAIMER >Comments are enabled!

USERNAME: LSVIXEN COMMENT: Woosh, what a doozy of a month. I updated the mainpage with links to my new poetry anthology AND the podcast with now Councilwoman Josie Martinez. Fuck yeah - LSVIX

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