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the guy knits sock puppets for a living, what more do you want? i lied I'll actually put pictures here too

LUBER IS LOOKING FOR DRIVERS Get a ride, earn money, save time and meet people! Join now on channel 1006(loob)! Drivers needed - got a car? Join the channel and start making money! Riders needed - need a ride? Join the channel and request a ride! ZERO BARRIERS TO ENTRY. Do you have a car? Is your radio on channel 1006? If both of those are yes--congratulations! You are now a LUBER driver! For more information click here

Additional information: See our job posting-- Link. Short URL for this page: bit.ly/gtaw-luber See our posters around town! -- Link.

FAQ: Isn't this really just a taxi service? NO. For your information this is NOT a taxi service--it's called a "ride-sharing-platform." Our legal experts told us we can operate using this loophole as long as we don't call ourselves "taxis". Can't people just post an ad if they really need a taxi/ride? Ads are expensive. For the tiny amount of data sent when making a single-line advertisement, those advertisers sure do charge a hefty fee don't they? Most people requesting a ride don't have that much money to begin with (otherwise they'd own a vehicle themselves), so $150 is a steep price to pay on top of whatever fare the driver charges. LUBER solves this through its peer-to-peer radio messaging system. All ride requests made on the LUBER channel (ch 1006) are 100% free. Can't private drivers just post their own ads if they really want to drive people? Again, ads are expensive. By cutting out the middleman we reduce the communication cost between riders and drivers. This equates to lower fares for riders and higher profit margins for drivers. Additionally, keeping up with multiple different private driving services is a chore for any casual city-goer. LUBER's unified radio solution keeps things simple. Okay, I'm on board. How can I request a "ride-share"? First, tune in your radio to our channel, 1006 ((/setchannel 1006)). Just speak on the channel and be sure to leave your phone number ((example: /r I need a ride at etc etc...)). The first driver to respond on the channel will likely contact you to pick you up. Please discuss location details and fare negotiations over SMS or a separate radio channel, as channel 1006 is for ride requests only. I want to get in on this! How do I start driving people and making money? Just download our app! Or if that doesn't work use our legacy software by tuning your radio to channel 1006(loob) ((/setchannel 1006)). Listen in for any ride requests. You can still work your day job while listening in to the LUBER radio. Help! My driver stole all my crap and left me naked in the middle of the Grand Senora! Tough luck. Call the cops. Beyond that, our hands are tied. LUBER drivers are unlicensed and not under our control. I want to drive people but the radio's silent! What can I do? Spread the word of LUBER! Talk to your friends about it! Yell at people walking down the street! If you have money to spare, we'd greatly appreciate ads telling people about our service. Remember--the more you grow the LUBER community the more you can get paid.

Download our app today! Radio in to channel 1006! LUBER is a free decentralized peer-to-peer open-source ridesharing app that enables riders and drivers to connect to each other on a free market. Simply load up the app, request a ride from your location, connect with an available driver, negotiate your fare, and get to where you need to go! LUBER by definition is not a taxi service, which means anyone with a car and a smartphone can drive others and get paid. There is no barrier to entry--anyone can drive as a LUBER driver. No more pesky taxi-medallion regulations getting in the way! Be your own boss! Set your own fare! Even drive people for free if you really want to--anything goes. Be a part of the LUBER community today!

If it's still for sale I'll take it for half dealership price.